Atlanta vs. New England: Who Wins the Big Game Based on Cannabis Factors?Gage PeakeFebruary 1, 2017
The battle between the two powerhouse NFL teams begins this Sunday at 6:30 p.m. ET in Houston, and here at Leafly we’re aiming to to predict who will win – by using only cannabis-related factors. The three issues at hand that will help cast our deciding vote:
- Have any of the players spoken up about cannabis, or gotten in trouble because of it?
- What do the coaches think about cannabis?
- How do Georgia’s and Massachusetts’ state cannabis laws compare to each other?
Round 1: Which Team’s Players Have Gotten in Trouble Because of Cannabis?
Though there have been relatively few players from both the Falcons and the Patriots in the news due to cannabis, Falcons defensive tackle Ra’Shede Hageman takes the cake for most interesting story. Hageman, now in his third season in the NFL, ran into a bit of trouble during his rookie season when Instagram messages were released showing Hageman asking someone if they consumed cannabis and saying his teammates were “looking for some.”
On the Patriots side, defensive tackle Alan Branch received a four-game suspension for violating the league’s drug policy after reportedly testing positive for cannabis, though the suspension was rescinded after Branch appealed. Star running back LaGarrette Blount was also charged for cannabis possession two years ago while in Pittsburgh with Steelers running back Le’Veon Bell.
Round 1 Winner: Because fewer Falcons players have run afoul of the league’s draconian cannabis policy, plus Hageman’s story wins bonus points for raising a few amused eyebrows, Round 1 goes to the mighty Falcons.
Round 2: What Do the Coaches Think of Cannabis?
This section should actually be titled “Bill Belichick and cannabis,” but that didn’t seem totally fair to Falcons head coach Dan Quinn. With that being said, Quinn has never made headlines in cannabis, outside of the fact that he was the defensive coordinator for the Seattle Seahawks during the time that Washington state became one of the first two states to legalize adult-use cannabis (Colorado also passed a legalization measure that same night).
Belichick, however, has had a couple newsworthy moments related to cannabis. Ahead of a playoff game in Denver during the 2014 season, he met with the Patriots team and, according to LeGarrette Blount, talked to the team about not consuming cannabis while in the Mile High City.
“It’s a business trip,” Blount said. “Bill told us about it. He basically told us, ‘Don’t go out there and be stupid.’”
Belichick probably didn’t need to say this to his team, but either way, the Hoodie still thought it would be a good idea to remind his players to behave themselves – particularly after Belichick’s son Stephen was arrested for marijuana possession in 2006. At the time, Stephen was 19 years old and placed on probation for six months.
Round 2 Winner: Belichick has quite a few different life experiences that likely give him a negative opinion on cannabis. One thing’s for sure, if you have to tell your team not to go near cannabis before a NFL playoff game, you’re probably not big into the plant, so this one also goes to the Falcons.
Round 3: Georgia vs. Massachusetts: Which State Has Better Cannabis Laws?
This is the most clear-cut answer out of the three: Massachusetts clearly beats Georgia in terms of its laws and enforcement on cannabis. In 2016, Massachusetts was one of four states to approve adult-use cannabis legislation during the general election. 54 percent of voters approved Question 4, which permits people to legally grow up to six plants and possess up to an ounce of flower or five grams of concentrate for use. Additionally, adults may legally possess up to 10 ounces of cannabis flower in their home. (Unfortunately, the state’s planned adult-use cannabis debut has been delayed significantly.)
Georgia is actually fairly progressive with its cannabis laws for being a southern state that is historically conservative; a medical CBD law allows the use of cannabis extracts that are high in CBD and low in THC to treat severe, debilitating epileptic conditions. Possession of an ounce or less of marijuana is a misdemeanor punishable by up to 12 months’ imprisonment and/or a fine of up to $1,000, or public works for up to 12 months. Possession of over an ounce is a felony punishable by a minimum of 1 and maximum of 10 years’ imprisonment.
Round 3 Winner: It’s not even close – Patriots by a landslide.
Leafly’s Prediction: Who Will Bring Home the Trophy?
Though Massachusetts is clearly the better state to live in if you want to consume cannabis, the Falcons seems to have better history with cannabis. No star players or main contributing players have ever been in trouble with cannabis – they’ve simply expressed interest in getting some – and they’re helmed by a great head coach from Seattle who doesn’t feel the need to admonish his players about the dubiousness of cannabis consumption. Couple that with Belichick’s troubled family history with cannabis, and the Falcons win this one.
Final Score Prediction: 34-27 Falcons
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