on October 23rd, 2019
Method: joint. Easy-smoking, like a fine cigar. Vague hints of earth and pine mixed with — do I smell cattle?—okay cheese then. A lot of cows around Smiths Falls area. (It’s a mooo-t point. Did you know that Louis Armstrong grew pot in his back yard, fertilized with chicken droppings? True story. It actually has an indescribably refined taste, worthy of Princesses and Kings. After half an hour you’ll realize you’ve been staring at the wall for far too long, although there is an initial kick after the first toke as well. It’s strong enough that writing (like this review) can be tricky. You could easily say something embarrassing or idiotic. But, you don’t get that paranoid, red-eyed, kind of effect either. Safe for socializing, although you’ll likely be a bit “distant” or just plain boring. Your girlfriend might leave you, but you’ll be too buzzed to care.
from Tweedon December 4th, 2019
Hi, herb_lover. There were no cows involved in the growing of this cannabis. Thanks for the laugh and for taking the time to share your experience. Glad that all in all, your time with Balmoral was an udderly satisfying experience. That was a cow pun. We tried. Hope you'll get around to trying some of our other stuff, we look forward to hearing what you think.