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I have yet to give a perfect rating but Purple Cheese comes pretty close. I just smoked a 3 gram blunt (Fronto tobacco leaf wrap) and it is a joy to taste and smell. So much so that I will pop some in the Pax 3 later, even though I rarely use it for flower anymore. One definitely notices some heavy body effects, perhaps due to the higher CBD content? Regardless, this is an exotic strain for the connoisseur! I would call this pretty close to 50/50 Hybrid, perhaps a bit more Indica. The buds are very well manicured with lots of caramel colored hairs throughout. Lots of crystals, cheesy smell but it’s not like Blue Cheese, it’s more mellow and less funky. Quite an herbal flavor, with a nice nutty finish. Pick it up if you can...4.75 stars.

Nice Indica here. What really stands out is the taste of this one. It’s incredibly sweet, and that’s even smoking from a RAW paper. Effects are nice OG. 4 stars

This one is decent. I agree with many of the other reviews I that this is a lighter feeling high. I wouldn’t pay the top shelf price for this again personally. The taste is fresh and zesty, but I can never comment on the “true” taste (vaporized) because I’m smoking joints and blunts only as I don’t have a vape at the moment. 🤨 If you like a light, fresh Sativa, or a Sativa for someone who wants to “ease in” to it, you might try it IF you can find it for the right price. As far as top shelf flower? There are plenty of choices that blow this one away at this price point. One thing of note...I’ve smoked a whole eighth of this and there is no red eye effect, and no dry mouth at all. Amazing. I am about to order pizza with dessert and shit though so....🤷🏻‍♂️ This might be a good niche med for people wanting a Sativa that stimulates appetite. It smells a lot like Jack Herer but with extra pine sol or astringent to it. In a good way. It’s hard to describe but it’s quite zesty and robust, it reminds me of a fresh cut lawn. So again, I’d smoke it, I’d buy it for the right price, but it doesn’t represent to pend Sativa.

Yes I’ll take more of this. It looks insane and tastes unmistakeable kushiness. It is actually quite a rich, dark purple and the buds are marble sized to grape sized. Lots of grape flavor coming off that grand daddy purple backbone. This is a really nice body high. If you smoke purple week you know the effects of anthocyanines and how purple and blue weed feels. It’s great for people with anxiety. It has the headband effect. Can’t tell you more except pick this up if you see it, and it is purple. If it ain’t purple, it ain’t God’s Gift.

So I’m enjoying a backwood’s of strawberry banana right now so I thought I’d review it. Three out of five because EVERYONE is claiming they have SB these days and they are all not created equal. In fact, the one I got from the place in Westwood was not even decent. This one is tough to describe because the phenotypes vary from plant to plant. Most that I like are Indica heavy with a saccharin-like flavor that sort of numbs your lips. Good body high on this one.

Delicious OG. This one is like a nice bottle of Scotch you bust out when a good buddy is visiting. The dry toke on this is full of sharp pine and tastes delicious. This strain is amazing for calming effects. I feel so relaxed in my body and mind after this smoke. I’ve only had this is the $12 Northerm Emerald pre roll joints and they are the absolute fire! (I dislike most Prerolls, they are trash but these are heat!) I have bought these on four different occasions they come in a glass test tube corked and sealed with a Northern Emeralds seal (sticker). I would give this the highest rated pre roll I’ve ever had. One of the best O.G.s I’ve smoked as well. A+

I had been reading about this one for a bit so I bought some flower, a single gram, from Save Greens in Culver City today for 4/20. The stuff is absolute fire. This is truly a Sativa lover’s sativa! The smell when I grind the flower up is such sharp, lemon oil, almost like lemon acid, in the best possible way. Super Lemon Haze has the clear headed and energetic feel and also has amazing subtle, zesty flavor that never made me cough once through the whole joint, all citrus oil with no gas flavor here, really pleasant. I would honestly rate this one close to perfect. No couch lock but you can chill, I just felt my stomach talking to me so I’m about to smash some food here. I’m going to buy the newest Jetty Extract Pax Era pod in Super Lemon Haze and review it next.

Cindy 99 is a clean Sativa head buzz but then this one follows with body buzz afterwards.

This one I give high ratings to. 4/5 stars. It is great for social settings as it makes me very chatty and eases my depression. The flavor gives the back of your tongue a treat on the first draw, especially vaporized. You’ll know you have it when you taste it. The only downside to this high is if you hit the couch you may not get back up again. Make sure you have something to drink because it will dry out mouth and eyes out pretty heavily. Still, I recommend for multiple scenarios. This is some damn fine medicine. It is also flavor country.

So I signed up to review this one. In flower, it is zingy from the get go with energy! Great Sativa head buzz with zero anxiety. Only reason I give it 4.5/5 stars is that it has that sharp, harsh diesal gas taste that is really harsh to me. You will know this stuff when you smell it 100%. It smells exactly like a J-13. Don’t get me wrong, it has flavor but it has that acrid fume nature to the smoke and the vapor, so I cannot give perfect! Just about though, highly recommend the Zeta for a near perfect Sativa experience.