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Good citrus scent, nice flavor, very relaxing body high with a heavy, long lasting head-covering fog. After asking a budtender for a strain with long lasting, relaxed effects, he recommended Oco. The buds were very dense, laced with orange hairs and moderately cover with frosty trichomes. As I examined the buds the air filled with subtle notes of tangerine. The flavor dissapointed a bit as it was grassy and not as sweet as I hoped. The effects flowed through my body with heavy relaxation that lasted nearly 90 minutes. My head was very foggy for twice that time. Great strain to medicate and veg out.

Great daytime routine strain. The buds were not dense nor covered with trichomes, but were threaded with beautiful red hairs. The aroma was more pungent than sweet. But that could have been because my sample was two years old in a controlled environment. The vapor provided a nice smooth woody flavor. Within 5 minutes I felt a full high without being stoned. It did not prevent me from holding a "normal" conversation with my sober wife. Which can be a problem for me on Indica and stronger strains. The high diminished 25% within 45 minutes. However the remaining 75% high lasted for over 3 hours. I did enjoy Strawberry a great deal except it did increase my heart rate significantly, especially immediately after use

I highly recommend Grease Monkey for those that favor indica dominant hybrids. The premium buds were a bit wispy and covered with beautiful frosty trichomes. The aroma is strong but not overpowering diesel with a skunk tone. The vapor gives a classic mild mj taste with a sweet finish that reminiscent of a premium cookies strain. Gmo provides a transitional high without any paranoia whatsoever. The effects were quite strong and flexible to my mood. it invigorates the mind at first and later transitions into a body relaxation that promotes sleep in way that favors it's Gorilla Glue parent. Look for this in premium brands that trim by hand and treat the product with care and respect. Grease Monkey delivers good value at the lower end of premium prices.

Gandalf is a sneaky indica. Three songs into an outdoor concert it was time to get baked so I power up my vape. My excitement builds as the well packed oven heats up and produces scents reminiscent of walking into a dispensary stocked with top shelf ganja. I take 3 rips and exhale clouds of vapor the size of an Oklahoma twister into the air overhead. The smell was strong because I immediately got several head turns from my fellow concert goers as if to say "damn that shit must be good!". The taste was really sweet with a hint of grape, awesome. The high was creeper for sure. It took about 15 minutes to kick in. But it did with a bit of muscle relaxation and a ton of mood elevation. The high was still going strong two hours later. Got lost walking the city streets on my way back to my hotel.

Tangerine Dream does not live up to it's name. The taste is marginal at best. The only flavor I could detect was a dull woody taste. The high was not too much better. It came on hard at first with a touch of anxiety. The anxiety soon wained. But unfortunately the high went with it. The buds didn't look to have much trichs. But I was hopeful considering label showed 29% THC. Just goes to show you that quality is not commensurate with THC content. Don't be seduced by labels. Let your nose and eyes be the guide. All experienced stoners know what good weed smells and looks like.

Very tasty strain with a mellow body high effect. Northern Lights flavor was simply delicious, very sweet with a slight minty exhale. I shared a few rips off my vaporizer with a friend after a long night out. The high was a bit of a creeper. Within 10 minutes felt relaxed muscles. I easily held non-stoney conversations and followed a movie plot. But soon the movie, a comedy, gave me a severe case of the giggles. Within an hour I was in bed and soon feel into a deep sleep. This is a great night time chill strain.

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Very tasty strain with a wonderful mellow high. I scored a great deal on a quarter of GG bong buddies at a sale on 420. The small nugs had a deep purple hue and reflected a fair amount of crystal terpenes. Two years after the harvest date the weed finally made it through a grinder and into my Pax2 vape. Incredibly GG yeilded an incredible amount of vapor. And oh my! The taste was just short of bliss. On inhale I tasted a mild earthy flavor. The exhale tasted a sightly sweet grape. The high was hit n the body first as I immediately felt my muscles relax a bit. My mind stayed clear without any hint of paranoia or mind racing at all. I could have gotten couch locked, but I got busy with some yard work instead. The high faded in about 45 minutes and diminished in two and a half hours. Loved it, can't wait to get more, maybe some top shelf next time.

Bettie Page is the most balanced strain I have ever smoked. The taste was quite good with tones of nut and wood and a somewhat sweet finished on the exhale. The high started with an Indica driven relaxation that nearly put me in the couch. Within 10 minutes the couch lock did not take hold and gave way to a mild muscle retaliation. As the stronger indica effects faded, Bettie's sativa side kicked in big time. My mind began to wonder and tap into a deep ocean of creativity. However, it was not too strong and did not cause my thoughts to wonder and I found it was easy to get out of my head with intention. Great strain, with nice, but mild, long lasting effects that concludes with an easy let down.

The buds were very sticky, so I knew I was in for a good high. Absolutely delicious vapor with a clean exhale that filled the air with classic indica piercing scent. This strain gave me a good amount of energy without overpowering my mind and getting stoned blabbermouth. An issue I have with sativa leaning strains. I'm starting to become an indica smoker and Nine pound hammer will be a trusted go to strain for taste and effects. The only drawback is the high faded a bit after an hour. Can't wait to hit the hammer again.