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so, I tried this out because my broke ass was running low on funds, and it was under $20 canadian for 3.5. Expecting some crusty, dry buds, I got home and opened my package to a delightful, potent sweetness mixed w a piney-earthy undertones, and the buds were GORGEOUS! Once ground up, my whole house smelled amazing. I feel happy, relaxed, comfortable and stress free. great bang for the buck!!

Yup. This one is a winner! If you are into Indicas, then this strain is for you. super happy, couch lock on point, body buzz like crazy and laughing immensely with my wife. Great for days indoor, which I am assuming we all have to be during this COVID pandemic. Stay high and stay safe ya'll.

Soooo, I've kinda strayed away from the sativas lately. I've been getting headaches w certain strains, or a bit of anxiety from them, so I kinda fell back on the old faithful indicas or an Indica dominant hybrid. But I still really missed that energetic, citrusy punch in the face in the morning so I decided to order another sativa I had heard of through a pal, Django. AWESOME strain! Beautiful tight, dense buds w a bright barrage of trichomes and a bit of an orange peel aroma. It immediately fills me with energy and focus, broadening the colour spectrum and giving me all the positive vibes to get you going in the morning. DONT take a shower w classic rock on-you wont get out!

Now THIS is an indica for chronic pain and complete relaxation. Absolutely LOVE this strain!! Whether you enjoy the beautiful sparkling tricomes that look like they have been dipped in diamond chards, the amazing tone of the dark purple leaves or the fresh berry/grape juice flavour- this strain has what you need! Perfect for those suffering from chronic pain or treatment induced nausea/insomnia. Heavy couch lock, so don't plan a trip to the mall or attempt to run a marathon-just hit a comfortable spot and let the alien do the rest.

The first time I smoked this I was on a boat fishing with some buddies. We immediately noticed the pungent, earthy taste. Tastes like when you were young and scored some amazing herb for the weekend. Tastes like nostalgia and I LOVE that haha. Suddenly the boat was very quiet! Everyone was focused on the fishing and music (we caught no fish lol). This strain brings a lot of colour and light to the eyes, and is very focused yet completely relaxed. Slept like an angel that night....An angel with no fish.

I was really excited to find try this after reading the amazing description, unfortunately some strains just aren't made for everyone and Blue Dream isn't for me...Every time I smoke it I start to over analyze things and thing about negative things I shouldn't....Also about half an hour in, every time, I got a massive headache that lasted hours :( Might be a great strain for some, but too much sativa anxiety for me!

Very nice indica strain! Smells exactly like what it says, minus the ape part haha. You really taste the flavor of the grape after a few nice tokes. I was looking for an Indica to help me with severe back spasms while sleeping, and also to fall asleep faster than usual. Great Success!! I've been sleeping through the night and combined with some ibuprofen, its helped a lot. I am going to try a bit stronger indica next time for a bit more pain relief but this is a great step in the right direction!! Downsides are extremely dry mouth and eyes.

Well the first thing about this strain is DAMN!! Look at how bright and absolutely stunning this bud is! Smells like what it is-Lemon Haze! Citrus fruits collide into a beautiful sativa, one of the tastiest strains I've had yet. The high is very euphoric and alert, focused and energetic (also a bit silly!). Perfect for days that need motivation, that get up and go!! Enjoy, but smoke carefully-its very strong!