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I tried the Kindred "balance" blend which is the strain White Dream tonight (I'm not sure how it would up on Sweet Ninja...). I must say... I kinda hate it. First and foremost, my mouth tastes like I licked an ashtray. I've smoked ditch weed through dirty pipes that tasted better than this. The high went from nothing to uncomfortable racing heart and mild paranoia in a split second, leaving me no time to adjust dosage before I crossed the point of no return. For a hybrid that's known to be relaxing and uplifting, that's immensely disappointing. I will say it smoked smoothly and I don't have the munchies (mostly because my mouth tastes like a cigar bar caught on fire and burned to the ground on my tongue), but that hardly seems worth the $310/ounce when there are far superior, more mellow meds available for ~2/3 that price. As it is I'm now sitting here, feeling incredibly uncomfortable, and relying on all my expertise as a seasoned smoker of over a decade to talk myself down and keep from having a panic attack. If it's doing anything for my pain, I can't tell you. I'm far too focused on not jumping out of my skin.

I've been coming to H4L for about six months or so and it has consistently been an excellent experience every time. The medicine is always exactly as described, no surprises, and the budtenders are extremely knowledgeable about the product. Currently enjoying some Kilimanjaro I picked up on today's flash sale and I was so inspired by the superb quality that I jumped up online to write this review. Great deals, great meds, great service!!

I have been trying to order from you since last week. It's very frustrating to see that you've updated your menu just a few hours ago but you don't respond to texts or phone calls, and you don't have voice mail set up. Your menu looks great and I would love to get my medicine through you, but I literally can't! Hopefully this will get your attention? It would be great to change this to a positive review...

I just placed my first order for an ounce of Atomical Haze, and oh my word... I am pleased! I have fibromyalgia so I'm always looking for strong medicine, but I'm an artist so I prefer the brightness of sativa strains. Three bong rips and it dialed my pain down from hellish to "eh, this kinda sucks". Better than that, I feel energized and upbeat for the first time in days! That is no small feat, and a fact that will absolutely have me ordering again.

I've been ordering from here for about a month or so now. The medicine is top notch every time, service is friendly and prompt, and the Strain of the Day/Week deals and Happy Hour pre-rolls make a great experience into one that should NOT be missed!

This bright and happy mixture of Maui Waui and Blue Dreams makes my heart skip a beat! I. Am. In. Love. Quite seriously and literally with everything. With my boyfriend, with my dog, with the weed I just smoked, with this peanut butter and banana sandwich I'm eating (holy crap I am IN LOVE with this sandwich!)... I feel so positive, like nothing could ever bring me down again, and I think I've declared this strain "my favorite thing EVER" at least half a dozen times since I smoked it twenty minutes ago. On a more serious note, I went into this high already hungry, and barely felt like snacking when I was done smoking. When I did make myself food, however, I discovered it tasted so much better than I had expected. So I'm eating and enjoying it, but it's more because I'm enjoying the flavors, and I'm taking my time so I can savor each bite. I was also exhausted before I smoked and now I feel like I could muster up the strength to Do Something, if I had to. This one is a little hard to judge since, like I said, I was already really tired going into it, but I feel like it's worth mentioning that I do feel a nagging urge to go sketch. It's doing AWESOME things for my Fibromyalgia aches and pains!! I was in extreme amounts of pain, probably around a 7, and I'd say I'm down to a comfortable 3 or so now (which is my baseline about as good as it ever gets). There is some anxiety, but it's not overwhelming. Now that I've eaten, it feels a little better. And after writing all of this, I have to conclude that it's also a very focused high that's allowing me to really get into what I'm doing. I feel very aware and alert, not at all clouded or impaired. For perspective, I'm a many-times-over daily smoker.