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Gorilla Girl definitely tastes like the, GSC it’s descended from, but it also has its own, uniquely “gorilla” finish on the exhale. The high is outstanding. My batch of big, damp and fluffy nuggs’ gave me a pleasant, soothing head high coupled with a very relaxed body high. I’m a regular, smoker .... solid hour / hour plus of medicinal effect, depending upon your consumption. My level of productivity today will include binge-watching “Naked & Afraid” and ordering some Italian.

Big, supremely dense, grinder-busting Nuggs. The nose on this strain is nuts; It really does smell like mango and sweet fruit. After throwing some in the grinder & bowl.... I found ample smoke that was very smooth and sweet. Maui offers an easy, fruity exhale. This fantastic Sativa offers no busy head, and a happy, upbeat, task-completing high! I don’t do “euphoria,” but this is a happy head and a simply outstanding daytime strain. Also gave me moderate munchies that have me thinking about chocolate cookies.... Highly recommended.

This is Gorilla Glue 4....taken to another dimension; A 5th dimension. GG5 tastes like its predecessors, but hits you between the eyes quickly. I’m a several bowl a day smoker ...& I thought this strain was super relaxing. Some reviewers recount passing paranoia, but I found The5 to provide nothing but a really soothing high. Smoke a little more, and it’s “Lights out, insomniac.” A little less...& that housework or dull-ass task becomes less painful. Highly recommended.

MC1... or MAC1 on the b’East Coast, was purchased as an afterthought, largely because of the super pungent smell that punched me in the eye when I opened the jar. The eighth-sized Nugg’ I purchased from my budtender was beautiful; olive green, shot-through with khaki, yellow and pale green, with abundant orange hairs, so frosty it appeared to have been lightly rolled in sugar. The nose is powerful, of fruit and white grape and promising of great things to come . The first couple of hits are spicy in the back of the throat... but not unpleasantly so. The high settles into your eyelids and sits upon your forehead with surprising speed. I find this strain to be supremely relaxing and soothing without it being an anesthetic, MC1 is far too strong to be considered mere “wind-down weed,” however. The high progresses to a really easy, talkative, care-free state that lasts for quite some time. I’m a several bowl a day smoker ...& I get a good couple hours out of a bowl, with a very mild and easy come-down. In sum, MC1 is a top-5 strain for me. A single bowl made the list of Saturday tasks my wife gave me waaaaay more palatable. In fact, some of them went so easily ... I wonder if I even did them. Great strain. Beginners / lighter smokers enjoy responsibly :)

Dense, green nuggs with orange hairs and coated in crystals, Face Off OG smells of diesel and I think pine. I got my hands on some Face Off OG and threw it in my grinder. It’s been said in previous reviews but warrants repeating... occasional smokers may find Face Off to be overwhelming. The taste of OG was not overwhelming... pine, diesel fuel. The high starts in your temples and moves down to your chest. With kidney disease and stomach issues, every minute of sleep is precious ....& Face Off OG is great for pain and insomnia. Definitely NOT a strain to hit....& try and be productive with :)