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The buds looked like green candies in the jar. They were so bright they shimmered in the light. When the jar popped open the most incredible smacked me in the nose. Almost watermelons and old man cologne or roses and dirty socks. It may sound gross, but it made me want to buy and smoke these buds right away. The tiny green buds broke up into an impressive amount of joint material. My fingers smell like I scratched my butt and ate berries after rolling a nice sized joint. When lit the joint smelled like dank basement with a hint of watermelon or stawberry at the end. Not the natural fruit flavor, but the artificial fruit flavor in candy and drinks. As the joint burned it began to lose the fruit and took more of a socks and spice aroma and a pine dominant Kush like flavor. I didn’t finish the joint. The roach got me plenty stoned the next morning.

You can smell these buds through the jar. Three days later my car smells like Diesel and Skunk from the sealed jar being in the warm car through the work day. This herb gets me so high I feel like I time travel.

I came across a batch that smelled like strawberry incense. I later found a batch that smelled more like strawberry milk. Both batches had tiny spindly buds. Both batches got me tremendously high.

Sometimes the buds aren’t the prettiest, but the aroma and potency make up for it. I love be tangerine fuel flavor from this strain. The high is a perfectly balanced sativa and indica buzz.

I noticed the purple and pink buds with silver highlights right away. The buds were trimmed to perfection to reveal the intricate colors and subtle hues. The buds were Frosty but not extremely coated in trichomes like some other strains. The colors and aromas still had me intrigued. When the budtender opened the jar the first smell to hit my nose was a cherry cordial followed by a lingering dark chocolate aroma. The buds I got were sticky and smelled even better after being in the tiny container for the ride home. Maybe a new scent of cherry wine right as the container opens. I rolled a joint with a flavorless paper to enjoy the full flavor of this flawless flower. The first light tasted like cherry incense and grape candy. As the joint burned it turned to a chocolate flavor that I have never found in cannabis before now. As I got to the roach my chocolate flavor got pungent and became cheese flavor. Cherries. Chocolate. Cheese. Yes, Please! Bordello mellowed me out after work, but it didn’t have the punch I look for in my medicine. The body stone was heavy and very relaxing but there was little effect on my head. If I needed to get some pain relief and didn’t want to be too stoned to function Bordello may be the strain I smoke.

The unique sandalwood and dirty feet aroma had me intrigued. The jar was stuffed with green and purple pine cone shaped buds that were coated in silver trichomes. When smoked the aroma was very sandalwood and woody earth followed by skunk and rank feet. The flavor was dominated by the skunk with a hint of sandalwood at the end. The effects were instant. I was stuck in a mellow meditative state for a while until I busted out into a giggle fit that I couldn’t stop. My eyes have never been more red. The cotton mouth was real with this bud. Five stars!

The buds were fluorescent green in the jar. The smell in the jar was like lemonade powder or lemon sorbet. Maybe lemon merengue. When we smoked Lemon Jeffery the lemon candy flavor took the lead followed by a hint of skunk funk. The lemon candy taste lingers in my mouth for a long time. The high goes straight to the head. My eyes are darting around and my brain is vibrating from Lemon Jeffery. This is good social smoke. It makes me very talkative and takes away my social anxiety. This is great day time smoke for when I have to go out in public and interact with the people. I have discovered that Lemon Jeffery will knock out a headache in just a few tokes. 5 Stars!

This batch of Arise smells lemon lime soda and OG Kush. When smoked the flavor was like tropical sweet candy and funky Kush. The buds were very bright light green with bright orange accents and were coated in trichomes. This batch of Arise was seriously potent. I was almost uncomfortably high off of my regular after work bowl. The high comes on fast and strong but it is perfect once it settles down. My mind was racing and I was uncomfortably high for several minutes after finishing my bowl. After the initial rocket blast off the high is very well balanced. My body felt stoned and relaxed and my mind was wandering but not racing. Everything was funny and everything made me feel happy and at peace. Once the high wore off I had the strongest munchies of my life. Arise is my new favorite strain.