The club is super nice to seat and chill at the lounge smoke your joint and the MUSIC is just the right music. My only complaint is sometimes the staff: mostly models but that are no smokers so they are not so chill, also sometimes they have a bouncer who is ugly as hell and has terrible attitude.
Other complain is that they only carry about 6 strains or so, all great quality but just 6.
I talked tot he guys at pyramid seeds and I told them I wanted the giggliest sativa auto they had. They recommended Kryptonite and Tutankhamon.
The auto plant was easy to grow and it followed a very compact and orderly pattern exposing all the buds to the light and they all developed dense and at the same time.
The effect is spot on: definitely giggly, it is the only one of the strains I have right now that definitely makes me laugh. It is not too euphoric however, but definitely not stony, I would say it is mellow with a giggly edge. It doesn't feel that potent though but after it reaches its peak it slowly ease you down to peace without being stony and in the end, it lets you sleep well. One of the more-sativa, more giggly autos out there. The smell is sweet mango, the taste is a bit citriousy . One of the best weeds I have, really good option to grow on auto.
Not my thing.
It is a very popular strain and grown everywhere but I don't what the hype is all about.
The nugs are covered with crystals and the effects are strong but weird: It is supposed to be a balanced hybrid but I would say it's 70% Indica. It makes you very slow and stoned yet you remain clear headed and functional except for sudden Sativa effect bursts that sort of make you laugh a bit or act silly for a few seconds but this is spontaneous and definitely not long lasting.
I also didn't find it very introspective.
It is def not a social strain, in fact, my friends wanted to smoke weed the other day and I didn't bring any since I only had WW left and I knew it was going to be hard to chill as everyone was just going to get very stoned with this.
This strain doesn't get you high it gets you stoned sleepy if you smoke more than just a few tokes.
I discovered it doesn't work well with vaporizers! In my pen herb vaporizer it didn't get me high at all, just some muscular relaxation and when I smoked more it just made me very anxious to the point I felt I had been ripped off.
Then I smoked it and discovered that was the right method of consumption. Works best with one hitters as just small quantities do the job.
The smell is very distinctive, it smells like frankincense, the taste is a bit lemmon, earthy and frankincense.
Mexican strains have bad reputation because of the brick method which causes degradation on the quality and also because it contains seeds but yesterday I went to visit a friend in his restaurant in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. I was telling him how good Marijuana was in Czech Republic and how it was much better than Mexican Brick Weed.
He told me he had some really good Mexican Land Race Sativa grown in the mountains of Puerto Vallarta in the State of Jalisco, it is a tropical jungle next to the sea, it is a land race though I don't know if it is Oaxacan or something from the State of Jalisco, I don't think it's Acapulco Gold, I've tried Acapulco Gold and it is hallucinogenic.
He told me, "Before, there were many dealers, now the big cartels eliminated them all and so now they supply the same weed, they take the best and send it abroad and leave crap, but I was able to get a hold of some producers from the mountains, this is very good natural stuff grown with tropical sun and super fertile jungle earth."
I thought it would be garbage compared to the Hybrid strains and the "Cup winners" and stuff like that. When I was in Europe I was having problems finding good Sativas that would make me laugh until I discovered Durban Poison which became my favorite.
But compared to this Mexican weed I smoked everything else became garbage:
First of all, it was soft on the throat and lungs, we smoked it from a joint and it had an earthy smell/taste, no skunk or anything else, just earth.
The effects were amazing: I couldn't stop laughing, I was crying of laughter for hours, very heady, yet somewhat clear-headed, the effect was felt on the head and stomach, my mind wasn't fucked up but also not as clear-headed as Durban Poison. It was also very friendly: 0 Paranoia. The laughter came immediately after a few tokes and the effect settled happily and comfortably, it never climbed, never escalated to something scary and uncontrollable: It stayed in the right mood for more than 2 hours. It also gave lots of happiness and creative thinking, no hallucinations compared to Acapulco Gold.
Also: no dry mouth, no particularly red eyes, no headache, no paranoia. Let me repeat: no dry mouth or lips which is very strange, I had never experienced something so good and in the end after 3-4 hours you feel really sleepy and you sleep for hours, all natural!
And it always felt so natural, like a natural connection to mother earth, now it seems to me as if anything that is hybridized feels slightly toxic and harmful compared to this.
In fact, I think the whole point of hybridization is to produce fast high-yielding harvests adaptable to indoors and cold climates but in reality their quality and effect is just marketing, nothing compares to this, I swear. I'm sending some seeds to a friend in Czech Republic but this stuff is not meant to be cultivated indoors: they take 4 or 6 months to harvest!
Legalization now!
It is supposed to be called critical mass because of the size of the buds BUT I also think the following:
Had very little in a one shooter pipe, almost no effect, then took 2 tokes from portable vaporizer and I was feeling the high, 5 mins later 2 more and reached CRITICAL MASS.
It makes you sort of dizzy, very psychoactive, images get distorted and you sort of hallucinate, then I read it had very high THC that explains it.
Your body feels stoned relax but it gives enough energy to not bringing you down.
Definitely can't focus with this, not a clear head strain, it is the opposite though you don't get to be babbling everywhere but you do keep worrying that everybody is looking at you when probably they're not.
If you have nothing to do on that day and nothing to worry about then just follow the ride and you will feel in a Disney attraction but every time you want to think on something, get inside your head or get introspection it will work against you. In this sense, it gives a lot of paranoia, of all the strains I have right now this is the only one that clearly gives paranoia, also makes you worry BUT these negative effects are not too strong nor overpowering, you never fully take them seriously but the problem is that they are there the whole time and I think weed is supposed to take problems away, not giving you more, it would be a total failure if you smoke too much of this strain and end up becoming an anxious worry-some person.
That is the problem with this strain, also the distortions, trippy high and dizziness does sometimes become a bit overpowering, if I would have had more I would have had a panic attack in the street, proceed with caution.
One a plus, it makes you quite horny.
Perfection.
It gives you energy, lots of feelings of well-being, I was very surprised because my body feels much better than with Indica strains. With Indicas, if I have a microscopic rock in my shoe it is going to be bothering me for a while, but with DP you just feel good generally.
It also causes lots of giggles and keeps you completely clear-headed, you do forget some stuff though, but not when you're speaking, your conversation is always rational.
This strain also does not cause paranoia, like 0%, it's the strain I've tried that causes the least and it's a Sativa!
It gives a rational amount of munchies and after many hours it slowly eases you down into feeling sleepy
I smoked it at 9:30 pm and went out for the night, came back home at 2:30 am, smoked it the whole night and by the time I came back home it was already feeling tired and sleepy even though I had another toke of DP.
Now it's my favorite weed, it's also quite gentle, I don't see how you could smoke too much of it, it's not overpowering, the feeling good effects last long but the euphoric giggles need many tokes during the night to keep it up.
I'm from Mexico and the quality of weed is generally bad (short lasting effects, need a few more tokes to equalize the potency of modern strains, have seeds and give headaches and slight hangovers) but they do have very good sativa properties: Always give you the giggles, sort of energetic, very psychedelic.
I once came across this strain at a beach in Michoacan, the first time I saw weed without seeds and it was also light brown-golden, very resinous and strong woody smell like licking wood, def. not a bad flavor and an interesting one, it doesn't smell like weed at all.
The only Mexican strain that is very long lasting, super spacey, you can't do work with this stuff and use it in a private place or nature, not in the streets since you will look like a mad man, the opposite of clear-headed. It's psychedelic similar to shrooms, you feel echoes in your head, it is super fun and also gives you the giggles big time.
Everybody should try this, I've seen that Barney's sell them but I would be really pissed if it was not the same strain and just some imitation, can't tell, I haven't tried it.
This strains should become more popular and be mixed with other strains, it surprises me how not popular it is nowadays. This thing is a must!
What it does: It gives you baby dreamy well-being sensations. You remain clear-headed the whole time, interesting, your field of vision gets a haze like a dream, maybe that's why they call it Blue Dream? It has haze parent so maybe the name haze is because it does give a haze!
The flavor and smell is really blueberry, very nice!
You feel gentle, cute and dreamy like a baby, not really much Sativa energetic feel to it, really, I guess it's sativa influence is only good enough to get you through the day. Very mellow and manageable no matter how much you smoke, def. for newbies.
Good for: Nature, listening to music, anxiety/stress relief, long walks.
What it lacks: It has no energetic, euphoric, speedy, giggly sativa effects.
It doesn't make you horny.
It doesn't give the munchies.
Not an aid for socializing as you feel delicate, gentle, baby like.
Not very introspective.
Didn't make me laugh although many people say it does.
I would generally call this strain Baby hugs, that's how you feel, maybe good for the night but if I just want to feel good for the day and socialize there's nothing like Durban Poison.