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Ingrid is a special flower. Highly potent, she'll hit you in one or two tokes. And you'll feel her effects immediately. I felt them as much in my head as in my body -- perhaps atypical of an Indica-dominant strain. Very trippy and psychedelic after smoking one joint. The body high was intense, as well. I felt a numbness in my face and mouth, and a general slowness and heaviness to my limbs. My sense of time slowed to a crawl. Everything was groovy. The effects lasted for at least two or three hours before I drifted off into a very restful sleep. Aesthetically, Ingrid is an interesting strain. Its flowers are packed and packed with trichomes, which will vary from milky to amber, in different proportion, depending upon harvest time and curing. The smell is, shall we say, idiosyncratic. I smelled musk, faint citrus, and sharply cured cheese. Others have claimed to smell "dog poop." Talk to anyone who's encountered Ingrid, and they'll give you a slightly different, but no less creative description. Whatever the case, this flower is different from the others. Stankier. You'll know Ingrid when you see and smell it.

Excellent, cerebral high without the jitters or paranoia you'd expect in a strong sativa. Sour D is my go-to strain for deep thought, creative meditation or brainstorming, and artistic inspiration. Something about this strain seems to melt away whatever inhibitions are repressing your creativity. The connections and ideas flow freely after a few strong hits of this medication.

Jah bless! This strain is the real deal. Said to have been a favorite of Bob Marley. I can believe it. A very quick onrush of what can best be described as a universal, "one love" connectedness and euphoria. You feel intertwined with all the love in the universe, all at once. Your mental state will be happy, calm, relaxed, at ease, creative, and sociable. You will not get completely fucked up and act like a complete imbecile, which can happen with some of the more modern sativas and sativa hybrids. Forget that noise. Smoke this to find a wonderful bliss and inner peace. Fantastic medication for depression and anxiety. That you can still function while baked on this strain is a major bonus.

Process: Great delivery service. I was a first-time patient and got a complimentary goodie bag ("Green Happy Meal," in a cute green bag) with a free gram of meds, some samples, and more. Delivery gal was friendly and knowledgeable. The whole process was very convenient, professional, and non-sketchy. Will be ordering from these guys again! Selection: Solid selection of top-shelf medicine. In addition to their flowers, I recommend the mantra rolls, which are $8 pre-rolls filled with a gram of GS's "top shelf shake." Yes, it's shake, but it's not trimmings and stems by any means. It's from their high-end buds, as you'll be able to tell pretty quickly. The rolls are also very long and generously filled. Fantastic deal at $8 a pop.

This is some powerful, sativa-dominant shit. I'm by no means a heavyweight, but this is hardly my first time lighting up a sativa-driven hybrid, and holy shitballs, I could barely handle myself. One small nug of Sour Dream sends me into an intense euphoric state, followed -rapidly- by a tumble down the rabbit hole of what I can best describe as insanity. Complete, nonsense-talking, hysterical-laughing, too-fucked-up-to-know-what-day-it-is insanity. I lose my ability to think coherently, to form complete sentences, and eventually, to use any words at all. I can communicate only through strange noises and strange voices, and lots and lots of giddy laughter. The effects last a LONG time. I smoked a joint of a Sour Dream on a Friday night and could swear I was feeling it all day Saturday. Like, still pretty high and generally goofy thr next day, acting the fool in front of my friends. Some of that may have been psychosomatic, but I doubt all of it was. I'd give this 5 stars, but I have to take one star away because I just can't handle my shit on this strain. Few other strains have me tripping balls like Sour Dream. If that's your thing, and you want to get high as all fuck, try it out. Just don't say I didn't warn you.