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Oh it punches, alright. It punched me like a freight train. I did just start some new meds and maybe that made me more sensitive than usual as I typically have a high tolerance cuz this stuff knocked me on my ass with just a few hits. After it hit, I absolutely HAD to go back to sleep; so much for a high functioning sativa. But it did get some things going; I wasn’t expecting the strong aphrodisiac effects and I am not at all displeased. Hopefully next time around I can stay awake!

This should be renamed ‘The Cuddler’ or the Love Drug or some cheesy shit like that. Hit hard with nearly instant happiness but also gave me an incredibly strong urge just to be near my partner. Not really sexual, just a total ‘I love you so much never ever leave me’ feeling. On second thought, maybe this strain should be called Stage 5 Clinger. I’m super buzzed, really mellow, slight munchies but really I just want to stay in bed all day and not alone. I’m legit having fantasies about giving foot massages right now, damn. Oh the version I bought is called Black Cherry Reserve.

Had this one for a while; tried it for the 2nd time this morning. Got a nice strong buzz, missing the bliss/euphoric feeling I crave but nice and relaxing. What saved this from being a 3 star won’t buy again is the effect it had on my bad stomach. I’ve been battling a stomach bug for a week now and a few minutes in I was surprised to notice my discomfort significantly lessened. I got curious enough to google the strain and find out nausea is one of the problems it’s supposed to help. The word isn’t wrong about that. It was good enough that I’d buy this again and keep it around just for the next time I develop an unhealthy relationship with the porcelain gods.

Been vaping this one all day. I dunno; sometimes I feel like I’m just immune to all these great effects other people seem to get from a lot of these strains. This one is a solid 3 to 3.5 for me. It kept me clear headed enough for me to get through chores, helped me relax a bit and there was some mild help with my pain. All in all, it was alright but I guess I’m looking for that strong ‘all is well’ feeling, just something to help me ease up and get out of my own head, away from my anxiety, and this wasn’t it. It was just alright. Not sorry I bought it but probably won’t be a repeat purchase.

I really love this strain. It’s my 2nd all time fave, right after Strawberry Cough. It’s pretty strong. A minor toke will probably get you motivated and social. Or you could be like me, smoke two bowls in a row, spend the next five minutes rubbing oragel on your messed up knee because if it works on your teeth why not, then have a conversation with your left hand reassuring it that you don’t like it any less than your right hand even if it’s not dominant, then try to clean to your bedroom and stop in the middle of the floor to write this review. Yeah I’m not having the most productive day but I feel great bout it.

This is a good strain that broke the unwanted tolerance streak I’ve experienced the last couple of weeks to get me nice and baked. When it first hit, i got a nice bit of energy that made me want to get up and do something. An hour, some Mickey D’s and a nice long drive later ( no, I was most definitely not the driver) I’m pretty mellow. Could take a nice nap now or just bliss out and day dream. I’m also nicely distracted from the pain of my bad knee. And I don’t have major munchies either. Overall, this strain is truly decent and I would definitely buy again.

I haven’t tried the regular Green Crack strain yet but this CBD caught my eye. I’ve been trying put more high CBD strains lately to help with some of my anxiety and pain issues. This is a really nice strain. The THC is about 7%, so low but enough to get a nice relaxed buzz. To my surprise, my sciatica and back/foot pain is definitely lessened. Best of all, no paranoia which can be an issue for me. A definite recommendation.

This was another ‘meh’ strain for me. Bought a gram for me and another for my mom and neither of us were blown away. I’ve smoked it about four times now and can’t remember anything about the experience though I do think it did make me sleepy, hence the three stars.

Bought a gram of this months ago from my favorite dispensary and have yet to finish it. The one I bought is called Indiana Bubble Gum and it’s just ok. More like ‘Shrug in a Canister’. Don’t hate it but with all the other great strains out there I wouldn’t buy this one again. Meh.

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Otherwisely Known, I think I may have found my favorite strain and there’s been some strong contenders. First thing I noticed was the taste. I don’t typically notice or am overly impressed by the taste of most strains but Strawberry Cough is absolutely delicious. Has a very distinct sweet aftertaste, more of a brown sugar than strawberry. And for a sativa, this really is so relaxing, mellowed my anxiety, made me laugh at everything, made everything look clear and bright and far away. A bit otherworldly, this one. Going back ASAP to pick up some more grams!