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Solid four star strain. It gives you that classic stoney-bologna high you’re looking for sometimes. An immediate body stone shortly followed by a cerebral high that’ll make you enjoy audio and visual things more. Now personally I give it a 4/5 because of two reasons. 1) I’ve had better strains for that “stoney-bologna” high and 2) the taste is straight gas, and not in the “bro this is straight fire chronic” way. It taste like literal gasoline, and believe me I got it from a very respected grower in my area of california (209). I got it in badder form, took a dab, and hesitated to take any more. Idk if I’ll even use the rest... probably will, but man it taste worse than butt. And I’d know.

Why would I ever give a Girl Scout Cookie strain anything more than three stars? Here’s why: it’s what any other GSC based strain wants to be. Thin Mints captures and exceeds the euphoria of Gelato while also commanding a stronger body high than say Biscotti or Wedding Cake (all GSC based strains). It also carries the most amazing tranquilizer property. It’s sedating without the feeling or lethargy or grogginess at any point. And honestly that’s what I really want to highlight about this strain - it’s a total knockout. I had the best sleep of my life last night, and I know I’ve said that before in life, but this smashes all other experiences of “oh man, best night of sleep ever!” This strain provides the mental and physical peace you need in order to not just fall asleep, but stay asleep. I work up in the same position as I fell asleep in. I don’t remember waking up once, which I always do no matter how high I am. And oh, this high I’ve gotten? Yeah it came from one regular sized dab. I’m completely shook and blown away, since usually I need three times the amount to send me here, and even then, it won’t keep me asleep the entire night. 5/5 recommended you don’t sleep on this strain if you see it around.

All I can say is that I hope you try this strain out for yourself, you really won’t regret it. If you like Cookie strains, you’ll love this. If you’re like me and just don’t care for Cookie strains for some reason, you’ll enjoy this one a lot (and Thin Mint Cookies, which this partly comes from). One dab has set me to a solid 9. I’m in jeopardy now since my eyes have a HEAVY glazed look and my parents are home (old enough to legally smoke, not 15, don’t worry). So my anxiety COULD have a good reason to kick in, but nah, this strain gives me a nice zen vibe and keeps me relaxed. I’d say this strain uplifts, energizes you in a creative way, relaxes you in a physical way, and is extremely potent. Like I said, one dab and I got to a 9. From a Cookie strain, which never get me past a 7 no matter how much I have. So get it, I swear you won’t regret it 🤙🏻

Qrazy Train is hands down a champion. The strain hits every note that a cannabis strain should. It touches your humor center, as well as your mind, both uplifting your stresses and providing a bit of psychedelic fun. But as one other reviewer noted, it comes in waves. You’ll feel yourself becoming stoned in the first moments, then suddenly you’ll start feeling that sativa rising high come on, then you’ll notice both at once. Eventually you almost plateau and then you find yourself rising again. You’ll be alert to noises, but relaxed enough to tune them out... until you end up hearing It again as if it were the first time you’ve heard it in your life. Personally I feel that this isn’t a “working” strain; you’ll really want to be seated and unoccupied. I didn’t experience any munchies, paranoid, sedation, or an adrenaline rush. However it has given me some serious red eyes and they feel water af. All of this came from one regular sized dab. Definitely a hitter, and quite possibly my favorite strain recreationally. I hope to keep it in my rotation forever, and I hope you give it a shot more importantly. You really won’t regret it, no matter your strain preference. Happy toking 🤙🏻

A great four star strain. I took it in the form of shatter that a buddy put into a cartridge for me, so I could medicate on the go. If you’re like me, then you may also be a fan of vape pens and trying all the strains to really see what’s the best for a quick on the go, portable concentrate dabbing/vaping. That being said, Wedding Cake isn’t a strain for the morning or day. I mean honestly, you can smoke any weed at any time and be fine, it’s just about dosage. One hit of this in the morning will just leave me feeling ultra comfy. That’s not so bad for me, since i naturally wake up slowly. But any more than a couple hits and I’ll want a nap. I actually keep it by me at night in case I wake up because it’s so effective with putting you in a sleepy state. Overall this strain isn’t special. It’s pretty simple and left me feeling ultra relaxed within five minutes of a hit, and it also gave me a good night of sleep. No visual tripping, no anxiety, no munchies, just a pretty one dimensional high. Then again, all Girl Scout Cookie strains, except for Thin Mints, plateau at a 7/10 high for me, or they are one dimensional. Kush strains are hit or miss for me too. Half are phenomal (like Purple Kush) and others are usually pretty boring for me (like OG Kush). I haven’t figured this out yet, but if you’re like me you’ll find similar results probably. If you love GSC strains, you’ll LOVE this. Stay lifted 🤙🏻

A solid five star strain. I’ve had a couple different experiences with Banana OG and it wasn’t until my recent exposure to a half gram of Banana OG shatter that turned it from a two star strain into a five star strain (flower source matters). The first time I had it was in a cheap gram cartridge that turned into the color of used car oil in just two weeks. It tasted metallic too, and the high gave me a headache faster than it got me medicated. I knew the blame was on the company, but it colored my vision of the strain. So fast forward months later, and the budtender really convinced me to get this shatter. And wow, it’s in my top three all day hybrids. It’s a cozy wake and bake, the dr scholls to your 2pm burnout at work, it’s the peaceful sigh after coming home and settling into that perfect spot on the couch, it’s the Netflix and YouTube strain, and finally, a subtle invitation to bed. It’s not an in your face, stoney bologna strain in moderate amounts. It’s more of the embodiment of Pink Floyd’s “Comfortably Numb”. You’ll enjoy all things you do. I can see this as a great strain for anxiety and slight depression (I’d recommend stronger Kush strains or Purples for severe depression).

A solid four star strain, and I’ll explain why. First, I’ve been using this strain via concentrate (sugar) for more than two weeks straight now. So I think I’ve gotten a good feel for the different levels of strength this high can go through. It’s a phenomenal wake and bake strain, but for a Saturday morning where you don’t have anything to do. Not quite AS great on a M-F work week schedule, as it does show the indica sleepiness in moderate to large doses. Not sedating, but you’ll definitely feel content to stay immobile. Which is because this strain is so relaxing, it completely numbs my lower back, the area I need to use to get up from lying down. So no getting up for me haha. The rest of my body is on a tingly liftoff, sort of like a sativa body high if that makes sense. And mentally you’ll feel a gentle sativa effect growing into a moderate sativa effect. No paranoia or anxiety for me, I just wanna watch some visually stimulating things. Or go outside and lie down to look at the sky spin. Also definitely a mood booster. You won’t be giggly happy, but you’ll be content happy. Where before, you just wanted to be home all day, and now if someone invites you somewhere, you think about saying “okay” just bc you’re going with this vibe flow. However I do keep it from a five star strain, as I’ve had better strains.. but not too many that are better. Would keep it in my rotation without a doubt 🤙🏻

A five star strain without a doubt. I’ve yet to try it in flower form, but I have experience with the concentrate form. From sauce to THCA diamonds, this is some of the best medicine available, time and time again, no matter the grower or farm. Now I’m the kind of person who just loves good weed. No genuine preferences in type. However, while I may complain about certain types of plants, I complain the least about pure indicas. That being said, Grandaddy Purple, a parent to this strain, is my go to indica of choice traditionally. You definitely can feel the total body relaxation, your muscles in your shoulders loosen as you realize how tense you kept them, and a general good sense of calm sets in to keep you content with wherever you’re at. The fun part is the sativa side, at least for me. As it provides a recreational aspect to my typical medical GDP. After a few minutes of the indica high, you’ll start gaining liftoff cerebrally. The creative portion of your brain will kick in, and it will soar if you allow it to. You get the slight burning sensation behind and around your eyes indicative of a sativa. It’s worth mentioning that this strain will make you prone to red eyes. I have an average tolerance to weed and red eyes, and I’ll say a big dab will push me to the point where I look borderline high. Where I could get away easily by saying I didn’t get much sleep. But it would be risky you know? Anyway, I’m supposed to be clocked in at work in 12 minutes and I have to finish my hair. Why did I even write this? It’s totally the strain dude. It just puts you in a zen place, which is just too comforting to wake up to haha. Alright I’m tapping out 🤙🏻

There aren’t many strains I would say that I’d keep in my stash on a regular basis, but Purple Punch is one of them. It’s certainly a five star strain that seems to have been sweeping the market for about a year, but now it’s saturated the market. Luckily, however, it’s such a great high in any form in any quality, that that’s a good thing. Unlike Girl Scout Cookies and it’s phenotypes, which are everywhere but rarely have any real potency (maybe that’s just the strain not being reactive to my genetics). Anyway, I think I wrote a review months ago about how good the flower is. Well this time it’s in wax form. And wow I’m blown away at how much more potent it is. In flower form it’s a great evening smoke, very gentle, like Grandaddy Purple, but not nearly as sedating. The wax though, shatter in my case, will totally floor you. I went to pick some up the other day and got a gram of honey looking shatter for $15. I tried it right there and couldn’t refuse for the price. Ten minutes later I get in my van and have to sit for an hour to get past the peak so I can safely drive. I haven’t been knocked on my butt like that in ages. Also currently dabbing on Royal Kush, White Fire, Candyland, and Banana OG. This Purple Punch might as well be called One Punch (for any of fans lol). Don’t pass it up, great classic indica stone, and psychoactive enough to enjoy media and giggle but gentle enough to curb anxiety. Just don’t try to do anything with this strain. You’ll end up planted wherever you are. Happy toking 🤙🏻

The big brother of Purple Kush (in terms of effects). Fitting, as purple was the color of royalty in an era. I digress though! Royal Kush is for sure a five star strain. It’s so perfectly balanced but has a strong impact like a hammer. I’ve taken two dabs spaced thirty minutes apart (it’s been two weeks since my last dab) and wow it’s tough writing this because it’s just so relaxing. Notice I say relaxing and not sedating. I picked up an earthy citrus note akin to lemon. It’s intensely creative, to the point that I would like to create a short film and I’m so not the artsy type. However it’s deeply numbing and relaxing. Definitely the strain I’d go to for physical pain management associated with bone or muscle issues. Mood is boosted although it’s more in a lack of care about whatever crap happened, as opposed to literally having a mood boost where you’re giggly and chipper. And due it being so relaxing, this is one of those strains that slows things enough to give you almost that frame by frame effect, which allows one to really enjoy some triply videos. So that’s what imma do right now. Peace 🤙🏻