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Stress, anxiety, and pain melt away... Along with your face. Could be administered with a dart via tranquilizer gun. Serious chill. Onset is hard and unmistakeable, leaving one under it's heaviest influences for a solid 3+ hours. It grows simply and hardy, showing minimal response to nutrient fluctuation. Week 5 stall, followed by appreciable swelling. Be aware, there's a pretty stretchy phenotype. The highly resinous flowers accurately foretell the power of this strain.

This stuff really lives up to it's name. Since using it my taxes have doubled and my insurance has tripled. It must cause paranoia as well as I often feel the government is watching me and listening to my cell phone. It also gives me feelings of compromised national security and betrayal of allies. Thankfully munchies can be addressed with a government approved ration of apple OR banana. Too powerful for my liking.

Euforia is my all-time favorite head tool. If I'm not there, it puts me there. If I'm not on, it puts me on. Pack the pax in the morning and my mental assistant is at the ready. As you'd expect with a high percentage sativa dom, it's a silver bullet for stress and anxiety. While I fortunately don't suffer from social anxiety, I can see where this would make someone the life of the party. Better put the lampshades away. Pretty slow ramping up... About 15-20 mins. Once there, Euforia earns it's nom de guerre. Be prepared to feel nearly ecstatically elevated for 2-3 hours, then let down gently with no negatives. If that's not enough, it's an absolute pleasure to grow. To me, that's Euforia.

It's an old friend, a favorite pair of jeans, and a psychologist. It warms, soothes, and insulates from pain. Comfort where there is little. Relief. I can never truly discern if pot kills pain or the awareness/illusion of it, but in any event it's highly effective. As most say, late night, no machinery, call me in the morning.