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New Strains Alert: Professor Chaos, Ice Queen, Sour Urkle, Cheese Candy, and More

New Strains Alert: Professor Chaos, Ice Queen, Sour Urkle, Cheese Candy, and More

Bailey Rahn
March 6, 2015

This week's new strains are in, Professor Chaos is here to bring destruction
to your pain, and those needing a lesson in relaxation may consult Dr. Funk. You novelty-seekers are probably wondering what Pineapple Dog Shit is all about — it's likely the only strain on this list with a more unusual flavor combination than Cheese Candy.

We're pleased to inform our friends in Oregon that many of these strains are available right out your back door in Portland (be sure to say hello to the good folks of Oregon House of Herbs
for us!). As for the rest of you non-Oregon folks, check the "Availability" tab on their strain pages to see if any of these varieties are offered in your area.


Leafly Professor Chaos cannabis strain tile
   1. Professor Chaos

Characteristics of Professor Chaos

Professor Chaos is what you get when you combine the malevolent forces of Mad Scientist and Jack the Ripper
, two strains that balance energy
with merciless painkilling
properties. This 65/35 sativa-dominant hybrid
from TGA Genetics has a sour, spicy
aroma that introduces its clear-headed effects perfect for patients needing a potent medicine without sacrificing productivity. Its buds form knobby, finger-like calyxes
covered in a snow-like layer of crystal trichomes
in a show of Professor Chaos’ supervillain strength.


Leafly Dr. Funk cannabis strain tile
   2. Dr. Funk

Characteristics of Dr. Funk

Dr. Funk is a mostly indica
strain that balances genetics from Blueberry
and Bubba Kush
. You can taste this strain’s lineage as flavors of sweet
and earthy
sharpness activate on the exhale. Its tight, compact buds and orange hair-like pistils are obscured under a thick dusting of crystal trichomes
, which hint at Dr. Funk’s potency.

Available at Oregon House of Herbs


Leafly Ice Queen cannabis strain tile
   3. Ice Queen

Characteristics of Ice Queen

Ice Queen is a hybrid
strain that crosses White Widow
and Cinderella 99
in a sativa
-heavy blend fit for royalty. Its light, loose buds are powdered with frost-like resin that blankets the buds like fresh snowfall. One whiff of Ice Queen fills your nose with a sweet
bouquet of lavender
rose aromas accented by subtle pepper
notes. Another variety of Ice Queen was once bred by No Mercy Seeds, who combined Master Ice and Valley Queen; however, you may find this rendition harder to come by in today’s market.

Available at Oregon House of Herbs


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   4. Paris XXX

Characteristics of Paris XXX

Paris XXX is an extension of the Paris OG
family that has placed in multiple Cannabis Cup competitions. This indica
variety combines Headband OG, Chemdawg
, and OG Kush
genetics, creating a crisp, piney
, and woody
flavor on inhale. The fast-acting effects provide a balance of cerebral stimulation and full-body relaxation
. Paris XXX is known to increase your appetite
while also sparking creativity


Leafly Pineapple Dog Shit cannabis strain tile
   5. Pineapple Dog Shit

Characteristics of Pineapple Dog Shit

Pineapple Dog Shit is a hybrid
strain that may not sound appetizing, but its elite parentage of Pineapple Punch and Chemdawg 4
is enough to draw connoisseurs of old school genetics. Its name is derived from its sour, tar
-like aroma that could arguably be compared to canine byproduct, but one look at this hybrid’s knobby, dense, crystal-covered buds may convince you to push past its unconventional aroma. For those of you less interested in the novelty of Pineapple Dog Shit, we reassure you that the taste is a more pleasant blend of sweet
and citrus

Available at Oregon House of Herbs


Leafly Sour Urkle cannabis strain tile
   6. Sour Urkle

Characteristics of Sour Urkle

Sour Urkle is a hybrid
cannabis strain that unites Sour Diesel
and Purple Urkle
, whose opposing sativa
and indica
genetics meet in a balanced and flavorful fusion. Hints of berry
fight through the dominant skunky
smell of Sour Urkle, creating a complex aroma that will have you fighting your friends for the first taste. Its dense, rounded buds are caked in crystal-tipped trichomes
that try their best to hide Sour Urkle’s deep purple coloration to no avail.

Available at Oregon House of Herbs


Leafly Cheese Candy cannabis strain tile
   7. Cheese Candy

Characteristics of Cheese Candy

Cheese Candy by Delicious Seeds is the hybrid
lovechild of Cheese
and Caramelo
, a combination of parent strains that results in an unusual fusion of sweet
candy and sharp cheese
flavors. The sweet and sour aroma is accented by flowery
, fruity
flavors which usher in Cheese Candy’s deeply relaxing
characteristics. Its long, slender buds are wrapped in fiery orange hairs that stand in vibrant contrast to this hybrid’s sage green hues.

Available at Oregon House of Herbs