Poochie Love

This flower is straight up the best flower I personally have had. The batch I got had over 40% total cannabonoids and before the burn off the thc is 38.3%!!!! Terps are right around 3.5%!!! I’m usually not a sativa lover but this strain changed my mind. I’ve tried the “cookie” strains Culta has been putting out and loved those but man.... no bs, this strain tops it! Beautiful nugs with bright green and dark green hues. High was not racey at all like some other sativas I’ve tried. Very mellow yet had me enjoying cleaning the house. A must try but def not for rookies with thc lvls this high. Cults knocked this one out of the park!

One of my top 10 in Maryland, Smell: 3/5 Taste: 2/5 High: 4/5 Look: 5/5 Overall: an unconventional 10/10 Poochie Love is by far one of the most interesting strains I've ever seen. Visually, it is incredibly captivating look at. The buds are a golden-yellow hue, but it feels like there are forgotten tones of pink and an indistinguishable green somewhere lost within the buds. You will never see buds that look like Poochie Love anywhere else in your life. It's a dazzling strain to look at, it sprawls forward in every direction making its buds airy and soft to the touch. The dancing trichomes literally cover every inch of this bud, and as soon as you crack one open you're assaulted by their reflective diamond shine. Theres an almost "Sahara" like quality to the way it looks; the dancing trichomes against its golden hues. Poochie Love smells like a lot of classical marijuana strains. There's no excitement beneath the surface of its aroma. It just smells like really really good citrusy weed. Honestly, I've smoked an endless amount of this strain, and its never been consistent with the way it smells. It's either been really overpowering, or left a lot to be desired. The consistent smells I have caught are noteworthy, and I think any connoisseur would be really foolish not to pick this strain up just to give it a good smell. Poochie Love has a killer euphoric, friendly, anxiety eliminating high that literally makes this strain one of my top 5 in Maryland. Despite its small short comings, Poochie Love is very very strong--but in a very gentle gradual way; it is in no way an overpowering experience. You will feel wide awake, super energized, and ready to be productive and social on Poochie. Personally, I wish it was way more aggressive; its effects crescendo so slowly over a period of an hour that you almost forget you smoked. I cannot stress this enough: THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST STRAINS I'VE HAD IN MARYLAND, PERIOD. Poochie Love unconventionally throws out typical industry standards when looking for world-class marijuana. Poochie Love is a connoisseurs strain; yet it doesn't have the most memorable taste--and still, your taste buds will be craving Poochie Love months/years after you've first had it. What Culta did with Poochie Love is create an enduring piece of unconventional art. Poochie Love is an industry Picasso, that I highly recommend to EVERYONE.