Sub Zero
11/14/2025
Subzero is the sort of strain that looks like it wandered out of a frost giant’s jewelry box and politely decided to sit in your grinder. White and blue swirls shimmer together like snowdrifts caught mid-argument, and once it’s ground… good grief. It looks like crushed glacier dust. Whoever named this strain didn’t name it — they discovered it. Respect.
The effects arrive gently at first, like someone opening a freezer door inside your skull. My brain felt cold — not numb, not foggy, but delightfully refrigerated, as though my thoughts had been neatly stacked on wire racks. Then came the body chills: soft, creeping, cozy shivers that felt like a friendly ghost knitting a sweater around my spine.
This is absolutely not a productive-day strain unless your day’s productivity goal is “watch Scooby-Doo until the universe makes sense.” Mild munchies, nothing outrageous — more a polite suggestion than a command from the snack dimension.
A dreamy, chilly, stoney delight.
In conclusion: Sub Zero wins. ❄️