Pink Runtz
10/31/2024
I only gave this strain 4 stars, because I smoked a watered down dispensary pre-roll and I've grown my own before. NOTHING in a dispensary is LEGIT! If you look at the DELTA 9 %s for strains at a site that shows it, MOST weed they sell never gets over ONE PERCENT delta 9!!! Those big impressive THC numbers are FAKE THC-A & THC-V!!!
With that in mind, I bought a State Flower pre-roll recommended by a bud tender and it was one of THE BEST buzzes I've gotten out dispensary weed in quite some time! How do I know? It not only got me beatboxing without even thinking about it, when I started dancing, it was with surprising precision and fluid improvisation. VERY mind opening. Did it get me giggling like REAL Columbian Gold or my home grown Jack's Cleaner 2, Haze Skunk, 8 Miles High or Sweet Haze? NO. Nothing does with 2% D9, but it DID get me STARTED on a nice buzz like MOST stuff doesn't... even overpriced and variable quality Nature's Chemistry which CAN be good sometimes, and a bit more than my "old reliable" Fleur Bushido which is what I go to after I get sick of playing the shell game with dispensary schwag with less high that effing MEXICAN BRICK!
If you HAVE TO get your weed from a dispensary, State Flower Pink Runtz is THE BEST buzz I know around here. DO NOT listen to anyone who tells you Green Life Productions' Miss X is "the best"! The strain was PUPOSEFULLY bred to NOT have THC and DELTA 9 is the ONLY thing that ACTUALLY gets you high! Even effing CONCENTRATES don't do it in dispensaries.
Either GROW YOUR OWN whatever for REAL tasty sticky buds for the best highs and tastes, of get State Flower Pink Runtz or Fleur Bushido if you have to at a dispensary and think POPCORN = real weed.
I tried some brand's Sour Cream, and it didn't have the legit Skunk #1/Blueberry slightly stony, but euphoric buzz it should have, but had the same disgusting road weed popcorn flavor as everything else when Sour Cream tastes EXACTLY like smoking Philidelphia Cream Cheese! It's the most delish, if not effed with to appease feds.
For dispensary weed, I'd give State Flower a 5, but against REAL home grown, I'd give EVERYTHING in dispensaries a 2 or less.