a........r

Gorgeously euphoric, a really soaring, full-colour rush. A tremendously charming, effervescent high: it feels like smiles and pink cheeks and champagne bubbles. Relaxing but not overly sedating -- just marvellously balanced. Truly love this one.

Galactically disgusting. It's truly an achievement. It tastes like you're licking a dirty hamster cage, or huffing a back-alley dumpster in late July. Stale piss and rat droppings in a damp underground parking lot. The hot, wafting belch of methane and rotten hay from a badly-kept manure pile. Something furtive and decaying and unsettlingly rodent-like. Deeply foul. Unholy, even. I've had great experiences with Happy Valley live rosin cartridges before, so I think that this must actually be intentional and not just crummy processing. Which is blowing my mind, tbh. If the effects were spectacular, that'd be one thing, but GMO Z feels thin and faint and sickly, not lush and deep and generous. I don't understand anything anymore. They grew this strain on purpose? And folks LIKE it? This is hand-crafted, locally-sourced, artisanal dogshit, and I'm delighted for y'all to take it off my hands immediately. Go be gross and happy with my fondest blessing, but please god, do it where I don't have to smell it.