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Ages pass and civilizations rise and fall but the DANK is eternal! 
A timeless design inspired by a legendary strain brought to you by Dank Teez.  
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Acapulco Gold

Don't let the MAN keep you down! Rise up and spread the word!
Join your allies in the DANK underground with this menacing design. 
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Agent Orange

We know you'll love this Incredible design straight out of the golden age of comics!
But who's the real hero, the Hulk or his alter ego, Bruce Banner?
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Bruce Banner

Only DANK brings you the Fantastic Flavor at such a low, low price!
Add some flavor to your wardrobe with this nostalgic tee and wear it with pride.
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Bubble Gum

Happy New Year California!
Now a card carrying member of the United States of DANK! 
Commemorate the occasion with this new design filled with sky blues and sunshine yellows. 
That shirt is Bananas! #thatshirtisdank
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Chiquita Banana

After an EPIC Chinese New Year party we got inspired to devote this month's design to the Fortune Cookies strain. 
It's like a takeout menu from some heavenly dream! Welcome to the DANK Dynasty!
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Fortune Cookies

Welcome to DANK MART, where it's 4:20 Twenty-Four Seven baby! 
Or as we like to call it, GO TIME! Available in "Store" or "Sign" versions.
Snap up this 4/20 Special Release as kwik as you can!
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Go Time! 

Go Time

Why so sour, Mr. Sessions? Suck on this!
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Lemon Jeff

Lemon Jeffery

Let's admit it. DANK isn't for everyone. It definitely takes a certain KIND of person to appreciate the true power of the DANK, but those who do know a sublime truth unknown to the everyday person. Ain't nothing wrong with a little mind-alteration once in a while! You ask us, there's a few people in this country could use a little mind-altering. Wear this one to let everyone know, it's not a secret anymore, the Age of DANK is upon us!

MK Ultra

This St. Patrick's Day don't be caught without some Green. 
Let this design show everyone that you know the Remedy for what ails them. 
There's a new cross in town, for the Age of Dank is upon us!
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Remedy Cross

Remedy

A ravishing blond wielding a raygun? Yes please! 
Go ahead Rocketman, brag about your DANK adventures with this rip-off of a classic pulp science fiction mag cover. 
Choose from the RGB Classic design and the CMYK 80's Edition version.
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Space Queen (RGB)

Space Queen

Don't be afraid, walk toward the light. 
Let The White envelop you and wipe away your cares. 
We are all one within the DANK!
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The White

WTF! Holy shirt, that's DANK! 
A legendary strain like Train Wreck deserves an unbelievable design! 
Does this qualify or what?! #thatshirtisdank
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