One of the holy grails in cannabis breeding is creating a plant that delivers a soaring haze high, but on a compact indica-like frame with a reasonable flowering time. We’ve taken plenty of swings at it over the years, and with this release of Grape Haze, we missed the mark by a goddamn country mile. This unwieldy behemoth outgrew our lights in two weeks, shaded out everything around it, and finished at an absolutely ridiculous 11 feet tall. Oops.

But let’s focus on the bright side because the Haze magic is very much alive and kicking in this sucker thanks to the mom we used, a 19-week flowering pure Original Haze with an electric rocket ship buzz. We paired her with our reversed Grape GMO workhorse in an attempt to tame the haze for commercial purposes, which again, failed miserably.

What we did succeed in was merging two diametrically opposed genetic lines that both happen to be loaded with ocimene—our favorite mood-boosting terpene. (If you’ve ever smoked a strain that left you motivated, talkative, and ready to conquer the world, chances are ocimene was at play.)

Our selected Grape Haze phenotype brings together top notes of bright spring onion and sandalwood over a foundation of funky grape must, creating a spirited, motivational Haze high with an unexpected low-end punch. But make no mistake, this is go-forth-and-get-shit-done weed. If your house needs cleaning, take a couple whacks of Grape Haze and have at it, or better yet invite over a friend and Tom Sawyer ‘em into lending a hand over a joint.

Not gonna lie—we’re probably too sane (or too cowardly) to run this monster indoors again, so this is a limited release. Get it while you can.

Effects: Motivational, Mood boosting, Energizing

Flavors: Grape, Sandalwood, Haze