May the Fourth be with you! In honor of one of the nerdiest days of the year, we’ve compiled a collection of products that combine your love of the Star Wars franchise with your affinity for cannabis. Pair your wares with a Star Wars-themed strain and a marathon of every film, cartoon, and special you can get your hands on (yes, even the dreaded holiday special).
Lightsaber Steamroller
From wrapping paper rolls to umbrellas, certain objects lend themselves to being swords. This cool steamroller pipe just happens to be a sword first and a pipe second. Vanquish your enemies, Jedi or Sith, with your choice of lightsaber color and hilt, or take a hit and leave the stars alone.
Available at: Dankstop
Price: $80.75
Chewbacca Ceramic Pipe
Dogs are man’s best friend, but Chewbacca is Han’s best friend. This ceramic Chewy pipe depicts the wookie’s furry façade well. He may not have his bowcaster, but he will help you hit the bowl faster.
Available at: Etsy
Price: $19.99
Yoda Gas Mask Shirt
The “Dank Vader” gas mask bong is a classic, and while it’s not my preferred method of consumption, this t-shirt featuring Yoda taking a turn at hitting a gas mask bong makes him look like a boss while blasting deuces.
Available at: Etsy
Price: $24.99
Death Star Grinder
“That’s no moon, it’s my grinder!” This aluminum orb is a beautiful tabletop ornament that, despite popular belief, won’t destroy your planet. But cannabis beware! Not even the densest nugs stand a chance against the immense power of this Imperial super-weapon.
Available at: Amazon
Price: $7.49
Yoda “Stoned I Am” Lighter
Yoda’s backwards speech pattern has been riffed on since his appearance in 1980’s The Empire Strikes Back, but this is the first time I’ve seen it emblazoned on a lighter. Strong Etsy’s cannabis accessory game is.
Available at: Etsy
Price: $5.95
BB8 Pipes
BB8 stole the world’s heart with its oddly animated robotic pantomiming, and now it’s getting the world blazed. This tiny robot might keep you out of danger, but don’t try to roll this handmade glass BB8 spoon across the ground.
Available at: LeoGlassworks on Artfire
Price: $40.00
“Space Star” Recycler
This gaudy abomination stands as a monument to all the lives lost on Alderaan. Take a hit from this mini Space Star-themed bong in honor of your fallen rebels.
Available at: Dankstop
Price: $299.99
Red Lightsaber Dabbing Tool
By all standards, this red eye glass lightsaber dabber looks like a great dabbing tool. The subtle detailing on the hilt and the functionally tapered tip cater to the true Star Wars aesthetic as well as the needs of dabbers.
Available at: Jupiter Grass
Price: $38.14
