Alien Mints
3/2/2025
Review From a Guest (Russel S. TN.)
Aight, listen up, my cosmic cannabis connoisseurs—Alien Mints is straight-up intergalactic fire. You take one hit, and boom—your brain is floating somewhere between Saturn’s rings and your couch. This strain smacks with that perfect mix of minty freshness and dank, gassy goodness, like if a Thin Mint cookie and an alien spaceship had a baby.
The high? Oh, it creeps, bro. First, you feel all chill and tingly, like your body’s melting into the furniture. Then—bam!—your mind takes off on a euphoric spacewalk, making even the dumbest jokes feel like peak comedy. Great for vibing, munching, or staring at the ceiling contemplating the meaning of life.
10/10, would get abducted by this strain again.