Wonka Bars
10/12/2025
Willy Wonka has been portrayed in many different ways, but the gist has always been the same: he creates the most wonderful chocolate in the world, the Wonka Bar. There's a reason this strain shares the same name. Not only does the flavor explode in your mouth the moment smoke touches your tongue, but it glides down your throat like smooth hot chocolate served to you by an Oompa Loompa on a silver platter. It tastes like a joint, now it tastes like a bowl, now i'm smoking it out of a volcano & the smoke is blowing me up like a blueberry. One hit of Wanka Bars is like winning a golden fucking ticket & two hits is like skipping to the end shaking Willy's hand with the keys to the chocolate factory held between my first finger and my thumb like God himself gifted it to me. Buy it. Thank you.