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I tried this X-Generation stuff this morning and I’m not even exaggerating—it turned me into the most productive British person alive. Started the day proper: cup of tea, bit of breakfast, feeling normal. Then I sparked up a little “gardening assistant” and next thing I know I’m outside doing actual gardening like I’m on some countryside TV show. Pokey pokey, smokey smokey, vibes immaculate. Had a tiny migraine at first, not gonna lie, but it dipped out pretty quick. Then the dry mouth rolled in (bring a drink, trust me), but honestly I didn’t even care because I was having the time of my life. Somehow I ended up basically redecorating the whole house AND sorting the garden. No idea how. This strain had me convinced I was a DIY expert and a landscape artist. Overall: 10/10 if you want to feel like a slightly confused but extremely motivated legend. Just keep water nearby and maybe don’t commit to any permanent design decisions X