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This strain does not fight fair! I smoked a bowl and felt nothing. I sat down and started a movie. About 10 minutes later I said to myself, your not high at all, you may want to smoke another bowl. I go to stand up and it's like I forgot how to use my legs. I am now so f'ing stoned that I have to fully use my arms to get up to a standing position. I felt like one of those scenes in a movie where the person is in physical therapy and learning to walk again. So I manage to get out of my chair and my mind still says "you need another bowl, you're not high enough yet". I take inventory of what I need to take outside with me. I'm ready now hyping myself up to smoke that second bowl. I walk outside and the earth begins to move in directions I have never felt before. Gravity seems random but targeted. I smoke that bowl with the grace of a drunk demolition driver. Getting into one's own house while on this strain is a bit like trying to get into those puzzle rooms. I find my way to my recliner and melt into a liquidy substance that locks me in and dares me to move. I see my drink on the coffee table but it might as well be a million miles away. I contemplate how I'm supposed to get said drink but quickly realize that most of the math I learned in school is worthless to me in everyday life. Also, how the F do penguins survive being so awkward on land, and finally, I miss sticker books, especially the scratch and sniff ones. Ohh sheeeit, sorry... So I manage to pull myself to the coffee table and take a drink. This is when I am sure I need to get some sleep. There is a weird "clockwork orange" slash "the wall" experience going on. I set my mind to the task at hand and try running into the bedroom like a fawn just minutes old trying to walk for the first time. I find my bed and curl up in it so safe and warm.... Right to sleep I go and stay asleep for a long time. I woke up and said to myself.... "what the F just happened"? I hope I've been descriptive enough in explaining this strain. Good luck with it...... YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!