Gelonade
8/11/2026
I tried this over the weekend with a friend, who claimed all of the same effects that are advertised here. Unfortunately, I had an entirely opposite experience. Within 10 minutes of the second hit, I felt extremely paranoid, anxious, and socially withdrawn with racing thoughts. It also made me very sluggish, which felt like my body couldn't keep up with my brain. On top of the arguably awful headspace, this gave me cottonmouth like nothing else. Totally ruined the middle of my Saturday. If you're sensitive to Gelato strains, or trying to have a productive day, I'd stay far away from this one.