Alien OG
6/15/2026
Ordered 14g of Alien OG and had the house to myself so I decided to break into my bag and light it up.
First Impressions: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Not the candy flavoring of other popular strains but this is pure Lemon, Pine, and Sour Fuel. Started thinking to myself "Man even if I feel nothing I can at least enjoy the taste!"
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About half an hour after my sesh Im gradually overcome with the greatest, most bone deep relaxation I have ever felt. I wasn't couch-locked, no sir, quite the opposite. I got up and danced to music and took a walk outside!
When I say this strain gave me the greatest euphoria any strain ever has, that is not an exaggeration. It literally felt like every molecule in my body was smiling!
Which later led to me discovering "Wait a minute! This is an APHRODISIAC!" I felt sooooooo good I never wanted it to stop. People take significantly harder stuff to feel the way I did on this strain.
The best part? No harsh comedown. It just gradually subsided and returned my body to me. Such a gentle and caring strain! <3