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Glad it was a friend that picked this strain up, I couldn’t finish an 8th by myself for sure. I’m a fan of Jet Fuel, which gives me intense focus, however terpinolene doesn’t always react well with me so that’s typically the only strain with it I can handle. It’s also worth noting that Gelato strains tend toward headaches in general for me, and I haven’t tried Jet Fuel Gelato itself. I tried ICM hoping the Jet Fuel plus the Legend Orange Apricot (which I have not tried by itself) would cancel out any Gelato grogginess/headache. The focus was there, but this is a bit of an anxious high for me. If Jet Fuel does it for you, but none of the other strains are favorites, I’d avoid this one. Keep in mind I have an atypical reaction to many strains. My friends were feeling giggly and floaty, but I don’t think it was anything too special. 3/5 because it gave me a headache and anxiety. Maybe if I needed to focus extra hard I’d choose this strain.

Like its sister strain Pavé, PCz is a strain with legs, possibly owing to their shared heritage of The Menthol (which I haven’t tried straight up). Unlike Pavé, it’s got no immediate sedative effect, which surprised me a bit as Grape Gasoline [grape and gas/diesel]-type strains typically inspire a stoney couchlock, but the diesel terps overtake this strain to provide more of a sativa-esque mental focus lock. So if you’re like me and prefer a “hybridy hybrid,” PCz hits the spot. I feel energetic enough to do chores but like I could also wrap up with a good book or video game. It helps me move between tasks better as well, helping my executive function as I actually have enjoyed what I’ve been doing. It also gives a very creative euphoria (I got zoned out in the bathroom writing song lyrics in my notes app, lol). As it wears off I think I may be sleepier and start to feel the indica side. A bit of coffee with this strain could have you going all day, as I didn’t finish the bowl this morning and I’m finally feeling like going back out after a few hours of housework. Taken with caffeine it won’t counteract loss of appetite, so I don’t think it’s a “munchie” type strain at all. Usually I’m hungry with munchie strains even alongside my usual 2-3 cups of coffee. As I have IBS, I typically choose Pavé for muscle spasm relief, and now this strain has been brought to the same level as they are both wonderful at relieving abdominal pain and cramps. Unfortunately it does not do much for my nausea, but I blame that on my excessive coffee intake, not eating from ADHD and such. Still, if you’re trying to eat, not move your bowels, maybe pick a different strain. I definitely feel some caryophyllene in the strain, but the jar I bought doesn’t list the particulars. If I had to guess I’d say caryophyllene, myrcene, and linalool are the top terps. It could have a touch of terpinolene, pinene, bisabolol, and some other minor terpenes, as it feels fairly full-spectrum. Possibly a small amount of CBG but it doesn’t say. CBD is listed at 0.06%, 22.74% THC, 1.5% terps. TL;DR: Try Pink Certz for muscle pain relief, mental clarity/focus, creativity, and executive function. A perfect hybrid of relaxing and energetic, without munchies or sedation.

It must be called Black Amber because it encases you in deep molasses-like haze, sugary, rich, warm. I can’t wait to take a nice hot shower once I can move my body. I kind of feel like a praline. These are the kinds of thoughts I’m having after 4-5 dab hits. Indica-dominant. Zoomed in. It’s 3 AM and I’m sleep deprived but I think this could be a top tier strain for me. GMO hybrids always get me stoney asf, but this also has a body euphoria similar to Bubba Kush, just without the heavy green-out sleepiness. It’s also got some cerebral effects but maybe 70/30% I/S hybrid split even if sativa effects hit you hard (they do me). I’m a little less anxious and the brain high hits like a Haze-type, not super spacey, just faded. Almost an hour goes by and I’m about ready for that hot hot shower.

Firstly, Bone Collector from Phat Panda is a hybrid weed strain between Miracle Alien Cookies & Cowgod. The description on here says Larry OG & Grandaddy Purple are the parents but this is inaccurate, at least for the Phat Panda Bone Collector strain. Secondly, the bag appeal here is great. Glistening white trichomes over light green buds with yellow-orange pistils. Plenty of kief when ground. Smells like beef jerky, smokes the same with a little more sweetness/umami like teriyaki or steak. Third, BC is a mad creeper. Starts in the head & spreads a calm euphoria through the body. Very social & craving stimulation. Sleepy but not tired, if that makes sense. A bit of the munchies at first but easily satisfied, keep water on hand for creeper cottonmouth. Very spacey, good for vibing & playing casual games. 4/5 because it causes me a little dry eye & sinus pressure.