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Smoked a few hits off a joint, it's a creeper for sure, but not in an overwhelming way. Very potent and approachable strain. No anxiety, just bliss. I do feel some pretty strong munchies coming on though.

I shared two generously packed bowls of Green Crack with one other person about 12 hours before I began typing this review and I'm still feeling some of the deeply euphoric and creatively enlightening effects of this strain. It's honestly one of the best strains I've ever smoked, without a doubt. But be warned, it's deceptively potent with a slowly creeping sativa dominant high reminiscent of my experiences with Girl Scout Cookies. The buds were solid, dense and frosty and produced a universally clean, smooth inhale whether we smoked it from a homemade wooden chillum or a professionally crafted bubbler. It's very easy to underestimate this strain in the beginning and take one too many hits before you start to feel the effects. Even veteran smokers may want to pace themselves and take this strain one hit at a time. At around the same time that my imagination unleashed itself and started running wild, the medicinal applications became apparent. Green Crack completely eradicated the nausea and chronic GI discomfort from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and it also somewhat eased the muscle tension and joint pain collected from a busy weekend, though to a decidedly lesser degree. Unfortunately, it also left my mouth drier than the Sahara desert and I had to continuously fight a strong urge to raid the kitchen. I also suspect that this strain might not be a good choice for people prone to anxiety or paranoia, as its strong sativa-like effects might just exacerbate the problem. I would personally play it safe and only use this strain in a comfortable, secure environment if you suffer from an anxiety disorder or are prone to paranoia while smoking. All around, it was a great smoke and gave me a nostalgic reminder of what it's like to accidentally get way higher than you intended to. If you're looking for a great sativa dominant strain to make you feel like a newbie again, give Green Crack a try. Just try not to reference it by name in public, lest somebody mistakes you for a crackhead.