A........9

INCREDIBLE taste when using shatter and quartz atomizer. I usually can't taste a lot of the hints and nuances people talk about. With this strain, it tastes like Starburst was the official sponsor.

Takes a good while to take effect, and when it does, the only real redeeming feeling(s) are on the immediate onset - and this is ten minutes into using wax (eh, more like sap) we're talking about. Besides that, I can't help but feel absolutely frustrated with how badly my IQ drops upon the general onset hitting. Any cognitive recall seems to vaporize with the errant clouds of my pen - and not any "stray" or "bad" thoughts - but good ones; like things I need to do, something I just thought of two minutes ago, etc. This isn't something I can tolerate when it's allegedly Sativa-dominant, and I've operated much more smoothly on strains such as Berry White, which made me giddy and giggly beyond belief, et al. This is just like taking a soak in formaldehyde - all you end up gaining is a realization that you actually lost time.

Where do I start? Actually, that really doesn't matter. Emerald Avenue is great in every aspect. Let me lay it out for everyone. I had absolutely no experience with MJ just weeks prior to trying EA. Literally - I've never even tried to smoke a cigarette. I came from another dispensary after being unsatisfied with their edibles. EA took my numerous, newb questions with extreme patience, and answered them all with solid, knowledgeable information - and did so with genuine enthusiasm. What a relief! They quickly verified my card with a simple camera phone text, took my order with a convenient text message and we were off to the races. Jane likely breaks land-speed records, as she calls me within an hour or so with an ETA, and comes to my door with a smile. As an aside, she was once given the wrong address for me; putting her well across town. She put on the Top Gun afterburners and it seemingly made no difference. The only time I've had even the slightest issue was resolved instantly - in fact I even offered to disregard it and make it up on the next order. Their thirst for excellent customer service apparently wouldn't allow it - they went out of their way and insisted it be done immediately, and included a free item for the "trouble." This isn't a place that will be here today and gone tomorrow because they've got a stockpile of guns, or broken regulations. This isn't a place that treats you like a number, or acts like automatons with a script. These are all awesome people - Ashley, Tommy, Jane; and everyone else I've yet to speak to. Trust me - I WILL speak with them eventually, and I'll be right back here with another glowing review. Why? Because I'm not taking my business anywhere else - and neither should you.