Bonkers reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Bonkers.
Found this strain about 3 months ago, and it’s a regular for me. I would say it’s well named, but not in a bad way. It’s intense, but not in a bad way. Promotes focus and creativity, especially if it’s something I already enjoy. Great for binging entire seasons or gaming, but I don’t mean it’s couch lock-ish. Also good for activity like cleaning your house or running errands. (A buddy told me he took a bong rip and dug up rocks from his back yard for hours.)
It’s a good afternoon or after dinner strain. It starts in a focused energetic way that blends into a hungry phase which, and it’s final period is a nice mellowness. Very little sleepiness or worn out tiredness. For me it’s about 1.5–2 hours that you get the most good out of it.
But the strain (grown by Curio) does not have the lineage as listed above. The dispensary said this Bonkers was a cross of the legendary Blue Dream x a Ruderalis, which (I had to learn) is another genus of cannabis that is neither Sativa nor Indica. For me I can clearly perceive the Blue Dream side of the hybrid, but can’t comment much of ruderalis traits because Bonkers is the only time I’ve used it.
Negatives I would say most of all this did not help with pain. It might have even made pain a little more noticeable, but more in an ache way than a hurt way. Also, beginners should consume in small amounts, because it does have a pretty high concentration of THC, over 25%. (And because of this it’s an exceptional kief producer). More specifically, I would personally avoid Bonkers if I’m going to see live music or play music. I’m a drummer and I dance a lot. For whatever reason, that I don’t know why, Bonkers seems to affect my rhythm. I would be willing to bet it would not be a good strain for athletic activities either. As I said, it’s motivating and not couch locky, so I can’t put my finger on why it does this. It’s the strangest quirk of a strain I’ve ever encountered.
Top Terpines: overall low, b-Caryophyllene .28%; Myrcene .20% and Limonene .22%
Flavors I can’t comment on because I use a sploofy almost all the time. But aromas are citrus, floral, sweet and a touch of earthy like cut grass. No real diesel or gas, maybe some slight sour.
Buds are very nice, well formed, and full. Not dense, but full. And covered in trichomes.
It’s the strain that got me comfortable enough with cannabis to get out there and try strains other than the big time well known fan favorites.
Yes if I told you how good it was to be nothing left for me so I won’t tell you how good it is or If it’s bad I gave it to stars
I have a high tolerance and am an experienced cannabis user. I picked up .5G prerolls of Bonkers and the smell was nothing special but the smoke was smooth and easy—a perfect ride and much smoother compared to a cart which was surprising for a joint. The ‘high’ does not last long and is not super pronounced, but this shouldn’t make you stray from trying Bonkers. I was hit with a nice pressure in my head and a total wave of relaxation came over me. It is the kind of calm that is sweet enough to lock you to the couch or pleasant enough to help motivate you to pull weeds in the garden for the next 45 minutes. The head pressure and ‘target object’ way of going through life lasts 30 minutes or so to just a pleasant sense of calm and relax. The relax and calm lasts for a good hour or so after the pressure effects wear off but the entire experience is over in about 1.5-2hrs for me. Helps me manage my OCD symptoms and get relief from my anxiety tho. Great for day or night time use.
November 23, 2022
I actually loved bonkers, I grabbed an 1/8 and it was a little on the dry side but smelled great, smoked great, and got me pretty ripped as a seasoned smoker, I recommend to give it a try
TLDR: Lemony smell/taste, heady happy high, dry eyes/mouth. Made me paranoid/anxious when I smoked too much.
The smell is very lemony, and when the smoke hits the back of your throat it kinda tastes like a PB&J which is pretty nice. I get a heady high, eyes at half mast. Definetly dry eyes/mouth, made my eyes a little red.
It takes a couple minutes to kick in after you smoke it, so be careful with how much you smoke as it's really easy to overdo it.
If I smoke too much my heart starts pounding and I get really anxious and paranoid. I don't think I would buy it again, but I had stocked up on it not really thinking and I'll finish off the rest.
Great “light” taste and easy smooth smoke. Relaxing body relief with a focus but calming head feeling. Eyes felt a little heavy and dry but not so fishbowly. Overall, a great hybrid that gives you relaxing feeling while also having the ability to continue about your day.
I love it! Helps with everything I have problems with. I’m a seasoned smoker so it takes a lot for me to find a strain that gives the full relief I need from the many ailments I have…and that is why I am writing my very first review about a cannabis strain for this specific strain. Bonkers is out of this world and has given me my life back. Perfection.
Very clean light high. Very good taste and almost no throat burn.