Come one, come all, to witness the auspicious reading of August’s Strain Review Hall of Fame! As summer drew to a close, Leafly reviewers were out in full force, regaling us with tales of cold fusion and divine yoga pants and dancing squids in space. Behold the crème de la crème of August’s strain reviews.
Does your strain inspire full orchestral suites, complete with tiny dancers and exotic scents? If not, you’re missing out.
When I open the jar to smell this XJ-13 it’s almost as if little angels carrying baskets of citrus fruits are swirling past me, while a single pine tree stands center of the jar filled with peppermints, all the while a clan of gnomes lay below harvesting honey from the bee hives atop the pine tree… You get the picture.
And to think, some people argue cannabis doesn’t stimulate intellectualism.
And on the 5th day God created… Yoga pants?
Cannabis has many things to be proud of and this strain is it.. pretty sure Leafly was created on it.. god created yoga pants on it, the oceans grew, the gods bathe in it, its little waynes cologne… well maybe
Some people like to consume and enjoy the munchies, other people like to become their munchies.
I feel pretty good at the moment, I feel like tartar sauce and warm water or a stick of butter melting over a steamy hot cob of corn. And a biscuit with butter and peanut butter, and chicken, with olives on the side and a coke please. (:
But does it also make you feel like a cynical anthropomorphic octopus?
Even the Knights who say “Ni” would have to agree that a strain which inspires poetry is fine indeed.
Are we talking a 5K or an Ironman?
It’s not a dash right off sprinting type of weed but rather a walking-speedy walking-jogging- and then running weed. Super amazing once you get running.
Not only does this strain deliver a tranquil high, it will nearly deliver you to any place your heart desires!
Sometimes you just gotta shake yo’ groove thang.