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Delicious pencil shavings. It has a similar texture to the skin on my elbow when I take a shower that's too hot. Ripping a giant bowl leaves me high enough to forget about the split personality living in my head for a few moments. Without a second bowl in about 12-16 minutes, its right back to Jack the Sipper. Easy to burn through with how short the high is compared to how dry the buds were. Not to mention, who's going to pay for all the Mountain Dew and Cheetos I bought while medicating?

This strain is existential with a capital E. I don't recommend smoking this in the morning, because by 10AM, you'll be reading Oscar Wilde and questioning if life has a purpose without someone whipping your ass cheeks. Analysis like this will have you asking if the Golden Age of weed is setting or if it's already passed. If you haven't had a midlife collapse, filled with psychedelics and hookers, this strain would be the perfect gateway. I recommend smoking this strain through a pipe or bong, instead of through a joint. The freedom of a joint is lost in the impending claustrophobia of thought that accompanies this strain. Many strains welcome Doritos and Mountain Dew as a safe space, with White Fire OG being no exception. This writer recommends a hot cup of tea, and a large sketch book page to exorcise the demons of late night smoking.

Tasty and a good textured. Left me feeling conversational with my dogs. They don't speak much English yet, but if I talk at their face enough they get the point. Helps with the grumps, and the lady lumps.