Jenny's Dispensary - Henderson

Not my 1st negative experience with this business, but it sucks because it's so close I can walk. A New year, maybe a another chance. Haven't been feeling well and didn't want to travel to the many other options out there. And let's not bring up their wonderful website. Lmao
Advertised online ordering for pickup. If you need a good laugh, try placing an order. I specifically ask for a product to promote sleep and relaxation. Not just 1 but 2 products of complete OPPOSITE effects! 
Almost forgot, most items are at least a year old. Can't believe their still in business.

Grease Monkey is a sweet <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/category/hybrid">hybrid</a> marijuana strain with&nbsp;earthy and skunky overtones. Created by Exotic Genetix, Grease Monkey is a cross of <a href="/strains/original-glue">GG4</a> x <a href="/strains/cookies-and-cream">Cookies and Cream</a>. This strain saddles the consumer with a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that may soften the blow of chronic pain, nausea, and stress. While defined as a hybrid, this Grease Monkey’s deep relaxation will naturally lead some consumers toward sleep, so mind your dosage.&nbsp;

Grease Monkey is a sweet hybrid marijuana strain with earthy and skunky overtones. Created by Exotic Genetix, Grease Monkey is a cross of GG4 x Cookies and Cream. This strain saddles the consumer with a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that may soften the blow of chronic pain, nausea, and stress. While defined as a hybrid, this Grease Monkey’s deep relaxation will naturally lead some consumers toward sleep, so mind your dosage. 

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Grease Monkey

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linalool

myrcene

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terpinolene

MTF, also known as &quot;Matanuska Thunder Fuck&quot; and &quot;Humble Warrior,&quot; is a sativa marijuana strain.&nbsp;Since many marijuana strains hail from the tropics or specific breeding hubs, it&rsquo;s no surprise that this Alaskan hybrid&rsquo;s name celebrates its origins. Developed from strains grown in Matanuska Valley&rsquo;s grasslands, the flowers on these plants develop a frosting of icy white hairs that bring to mind its snowy homeland. Despite its rugged roots, these plants do best indoors but will still yield well in outdoor dry climates for the experienced grower. They will remain squat in size but tend to have very large leaves. This strain smells like hot chocolate with fruit, the latter of which can dominate the taste. Matanuska&rsquo;s effects tend to come on slowly and then give a strong body buzz. It also goes by the less colorful name &quot;Matanuska Tundra,&quot; especially outside of the United States.

MTF, also known as "Matanuska Thunder Fuck" and "Humble Warrior," is a sativa marijuana strain. Since many marijuana strains hail from the tropics or specific breeding hubs, it’s no surprise that this Alaskan hybrid’s name celebrates its origins. Developed from strains grown in Matanuska Valley’s grasslands, the flowers on these plants develop a frosting of icy white hairs that bring to mind its snowy homeland. Despite its rugged roots, these plants do best indoors but will still yield well in outdoor dry climates for the experienced grower. They will remain squat in size but tend to have very large leaves. This strain smells like hot chocolate with fruit, the latter of which can dominate the taste. Matanuska’s effects tend to come on slowly and then give a strong body buzz. It also goes by the less colorful name "Matanuska Tundra," especially outside of the United States.

Matanuska Thunder Fuck is an indica-dominant cannabis strain that hails from Alaskan genetics and has a signature chocolate aroma.

aka Matanuska Thunder Fuck, Humble Warrior

Picked some today from the dispensary westside, awesome buzz defiantly 5* plus their running a great special right now

Burkle, 3rd place winner of Best Indica Flower at the 2016 Colorado Cannabis Cup,&nbsp;is an <a href="/strains/lists/category/indica">indica</a>-dominant <a href="/strains/lists/category/hybrid">hybrid</a> that crosses <a href="/strains/pre-98-bubba-kush">Pre-98 Bubba Kush</a> with <a href="/strains/granddaddy-purple">Granddaddy Purple</a>&nbsp;(though some claim it to be <a href="/strains/purple-urkle">Purple Urkle</a> based on the name). The result is a powerfully <a href="/strains/lists/effect/relaxed">relaxing</a> indica that consumes the body with calming effects that ease away <a href="/strains/lists/condition/pain">pain</a> and induce <a href="/strains/lists/effect/sleepy">sleep</a>. Burkle is great for a lazy evening at home, but not so great for being productive. Its <a href="/strains/lists/flavor/sweet">sweet</a> flavor profile is a blend of <a href="/strains/lists/flavor/spicy-herbal">spiced</a> licorice aromas and an <a href="/strains/lists/flavor/earthy">earthy</a> <a href="/strains/lists/flavor/mint">peppermint</a> aftertaste. This strain is known to produce a case of the munchies which makes it a good choice for those suffering from a <a href="/strains/lists/condition/lack-of-appetite">lack of an appetite</a>.

Burkle, 3rd place winner of Best Indica Flower at the 2016 Colorado Cannabis Cup, is an indica-dominant hybrid that crosses Pre-98 Bubba Kush with Granddaddy Purple (though some claim it to be Purple Urkle based on the name). The result is a powerfully relaxing indica that consumes the body with calming effects that ease away pain and induce sleep. Burkle is great for a lazy evening at home, but not so great for being productive. Its sweet flavor profile is a blend of spiced licorice aromas and an earthy peppermint aftertaste. This strain is known to produce a case of the munchies which makes it a good choice for those suffering from a lack of an appetite.

Burkle

Burkle is indica-dominant hybrid that crosses Pre-98 Bubba Kush with Granddaddy Purple. The result is a powerfully relaxing indica that consumes the body with calming effects that ease away pain and induce sleep.

Site says not available in Henderson NV, but I justed picked up some @Jenny's

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Jenny's Dispensary - Henderson

Grease Monkey

MTF

Burkle