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Packs a powerful punch, from a yearly, daily smoker. Absolutely delicious; it comes from grape pie and wedding cake genetics, and genuinely tastes like light fizzy grape soda. definitely a nice relaxing indica high that leaves you feeling very… “stoned.” Eyes low, light upper body pressure and long deep relaxing breaths. Great indica.

I have a heavy preference toward indicas and I don’t tend to like sativa to the point where I often avoid hybrids. This strain made me re-think what hybrids bring to the table as I enjoyed such an amazing high. I felt perfectly relaxed, headache free and still attentive and sociable. The flavor certainly tastes like apple fritter and is sweet, but also has this funky, pungent dankness that I enjoy deeply. As amazing as this strain tastes, my favorite part of it was the experience/effects; perfect morning/mid-day creative/relaxing strain. Tasty & powerful.

One of the most unique terp profiles. With its name, I expected something really sweet or vanilla to accompany the cheesiness, but really it smells and tastes like stinky cheese - think cheez-it or Cheeto powder. It is so funky and ironically delicious. Not the strongest couch lock/sleep strain but also not necessarily an ideal strain for wake n bake / daytime as it relaxes your body & eyes a good amount. Definitely more of a LAZY strain haha. 5 stars for the one of a kind smell and flavor

Seriously unique and strong indica. Quick, almost immediate onset with a happy and relaxed feeling at first that, within 30 mins or so, eases into a very sleepy feeling deep muscle relaxation. One of my favorite night time / before bed strains ever. I smoked the one from DANK. in NYC. I like a flavorful smoke but the one shortcoming is it isn’t a very fruity or sweet strain. It does have a nice dark gassiness to it and still a nice taste.

I am a primarily indica-loving daily smoker and I always use cannabis at night before bed to help me sleep. Motorbreath is a mid-to-heavy hitter, but the slow onset is not to my preference, takes ~20-30 mins to fully hit you. The flavor is what you might expect from a strain called motorbreath - chemical, spice, but not a ton of fruitiness by any means, just a few undertones. I find it to be overrated and see a strain like 9 lb hammer to be a similar yet superior strain. To each their own! 1 love