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Alaskan Thunderfuck not only has the greatest name in the history of cannabis (yet), but it also one of my favorite sativas to have smoked on. If you’re feeling down, Alaskan Thunderfuck is for you. If you’re bored and need something to do, Alaskan Thunderfuck is for you, and if you need to get shit done, Alaskan Thunderfuck is for you. It’s the perfect sativa high in which you feel euphoric, happy, and energized.

Perhaps the greatest pure indica I have ever smoked, Northern Lights uplifts you into another stratosphere where there are no worries in the world. Colorado grown Northern Lights was my first experience with medical cannabis, given I live in an illegal state. At the time, I had only been smoking for maybe a couple months, so the extent of my weed intake was a few different statins and an edible. This was, by far, the highest I had been off bud yet. It felt almost as if I was in a video game and the euphoria was unmatched. still to this day I consider it to be one of the top strains I have ever smoked. 5/5

My first experience with cannabis came as a senior in high school when a few of my buddies and I decided to make some brownies. We used a zip of GSC for the batch. We stayed up all night for the entire 12 hr process, and the next day we got to reap the rewards. Up until this point, I had never been high in my life and decided to finally give it a try. Around noon the next day we popped one each. About 45 minutes later, I started to feel a little light headed, and over the next 15 minutes I slowly felt my mind losing all control. By the time an hour had elapsed, there was a gallon of milk spilled all over the carpet, friends rolling on the floor laughing for several minutes, and a kitchen turned ghost town. After about 3.5 hours of eating and laughing I suddenly felt like my body was shutting down, so I slowly crawled my way to my bed and slept for the next 9 hours. Hell of a day