Agent Orange reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Agent Orange.
It gives me energy and focus beyond anything. I am very very pleased
Downright delectable. I believe one reviewer called this a "classic stoner" high, and I couldn't agree more. To me, it gives a very hybrid feeling—great happiness and relaxation with a powerful body high, but without much couchlock. I can hardly describe how amazing this strain smells aside from its namesake citrusy pungency. It's just like a peppery grapefruit tree 🤤 The buds I got were long and surprisingly fluffy, and seemed to have lowered my heart rate significantly upon consumption. Just an absolute banger 🙌 really takes me back.
I really enjoyed a Sativa phenotype of this strain, absolutely upbeat, positive and energetic, no anxiety from it whatsoever. I like the citrus appeal it has too, nice flavor and aroma. It was one of my favorite Sativa's ever. I had tried about 50-00 strains by the time I tried this so I have a pretty good idea of what I like (Maui Waui was good but they are using a different cut these days that is lousy).
I tried another cut of this herb and it was the indica style; didn't like it near as much as the sativa phenotype, because I was expecting the same thing but it was not, it was more relaxing and couch locking a little bit.
I loved the guavadawg, doesn’t smell so good, but tastes not bad, a bit harsh on the throat to start but flows in like a river very smooth. Thoughts explode into reality, not thinking just interpreting the instinctual thoughts, almost like scribing a book full of as much detail as possible.
A flower, oh so beautiful and red, its petals are flowing and curving and free. Sitting in a glass vase designs on the side, of rainbows and laughter and delightful surprise. The water does bob and ripple in the moonlight, feeding the fibres within its slight tender green freeflowing stem. 😊👌 x
If you have undermedicated ADHD and no history of anxiety/paranoia, this is a great strain to try. If you have PTSD, anxiety, panic attacks, etc, AVOID!! When people say this one comes with paranoia, they are NOT kidding! That said, the stimulant effect is immense. A powerful sativa high well suited to getting up ant doing chores you've been avoiding because of pain or executive dysfunction. Maybe try it with a sober fried the first time, just in case you get one of those panic attackes, though.
So I am a sativa girl I like to smoke during the day while working stress free. This is a heavy hitter but also great for daytime use BUT DONT OVERDO IT you will be sleepy , respect the potency of this flower but I am happy relaxed definitely the best of both worlds being a true balanced hybrid! Looking for a great daytime smoke giggly and happy high is what you will get
January 12, 2024
The strain is fine but the name is super fucked up. Using the name of a chemical agent that the US dropped on the Vietnamese and killed about 400,000 people with.
Nothing too remarkable besides nice orange smell, the highs were focused and clear-headed.