Chemdawg reviews

Alright, so here’s the deal—I don’t blaze up that often these days. My tolerance is pretty low, so I usually stick to hash. And when I do hit some flower, I tend to keep it solo, ‘cause most strains blast me into deep space way too quick. But Chemdawg? Man… this one’s different. This strain is like that one chill homie who always knows how to set the vibe just right. It gets me good and stoned, but in this effortlessly smooth way—no edge, no paranoia, just pure, easygoing elevation. The head high’s got a nice uplift, keeps things light and vibey, while the body high melts me down just enough to feel cozy but never couch-locked. And the best part? I can actually function around people without zoning out or overthinking every little thing. If most weed hits like a sledgehammer to the brain, Chemdawg is more like a firm but loving high-five from the universe. Social, smooth, and just the right kind of spacey—10/10 would toke again.

Bud appears almost silver/white because of all the fine white trichomes & the pale (almost white) pistils. Once the grinder was used on the bud it came out light to medium green. When i didn't use the grinder my fingers got slightly sticky. Buds were loose on the outside but, firm on the inside. Scent & flavor was chemical/diesel with pine. Good cerebral high making me happy & uplifted. Followed by a nice mellow relaxation. If you like Chemdawg you will love Chemdawg #4!!

Got this strain and this is my first time buying flower. (I usually vape or take gummies) Now that NYC is legal, I thought I’d try some of this in a bowl. (Still can’t roll) This stuff is pretty strong smelling, your neighbors will definitely know you’re smoking, bad or good. My neighbors are laid back and we live on the water so almost everyone on my block smokes. The effect it had on me was that I was relaxed but not so relaxed that I couldn’t move. It eased a little shoulder pain I had and put me in a great mood. I bought Dr. Jekkyl and Mr. High Chemdog. NYS grown, also Woman owned if that is something you look for. All in all, a great strain.

I'm on a mission to find relief for severe arthritis pain and inflammation. Also to sleep through the night. I've been using a sativa leaning hybrid and it's worked only ok. I tried Chemdawg in a vape yesterday (about to do it again). Not quite instant but close. One hit and my shoulders sagged. At the same time, my head tingled and oddly, my eyesight got better. I have glaucoma, but there's no real way to know if that's what's happening here. Glaucoma pressure relief can happen with cannabis, but I don't think eyesight itself can be improved. But there it is, I'm seeing more clearly. Another hit or two and ahhhhhh. Pain relief at last. I'm still interested in getting some writing done, and I think this will be one of those great strains that lets you find relief without losing time and with nothing to show for it. And suddenly I don't care if I have something to show for anything. Not just today but for all time. And I'm now laughing really hard at my own cleverness......... Great strain.

Smell: First impression was very potent. Strong OG classic dank weed smell. The kind that you know is gonna spank you before even smoking it. The kind that makes you want to race home and spark up. Texture: Deep woodsy green, with a morning frost at sunrise. Base clusters of long, stringy, deep red hairs. Tightly packed medium/large nuggets. Covered in a gorgeous sugar like the kind of sour skittles. First dose: sparked over an organic open flame. Nice crystal clear bong with some purified water( shoutout PURE). First deep rip of the day and I’m feeling confident, I hold it deep like a fucking cave diver. Big mistake, I’m coughing the kind of cough with the tears running down. I drink some water it passes. Maybe 7 minutes have passed or I’m already stoned hard. It’s an instant head high, it’s lite like a balloon. It still early in the evening and I have adult shit to finish. It’s a breeze. I’m chill and functional. I finish my shit and get on some half assed attempt at call of duty. I’m fumble through some dubs (add me get beat). It’s moved down to my shoulders and I can feel textures with my hands a little more in depth. I’m still able to recognize that I’m high and I conclude this is nice and I’m energetic and happy. I’m playing well I think as I skip to some rocket league with my homies(add me for that smoke). I ride this wave for a dope hour and a half and I got some solid munchies. I chooch the oven to 375 because I have a plan. I’m vining hard on some deep conversation with a buddy. Pizza rolls are done and I’m tearing them up. Burns in the mouth(shoutout body armor for cooling it down). I’m noticing my dry mouth but it’s not a deal breaker. I’m never really come completely down. I almost ride a rollercoaster of high then leas high, then high. On my next low I’m packing round 2. Taste: who cares it’s weed. Don’t @ me bro.

Cave canem (Latin, 'Beware of Dog'). There's certain dogs you need to be wary of, like the rabid Rottwieler your lousy bass-blasting neighbor lets off the chain every night at eight and the damn thing runs amuck eatting anything smaller than it, including cats and small children. Then there's dogs you gotta love, like Snoop Dawg (dude, he smokes hella weed!). Then there's dogs that straddle the line, and that dog's name is Chemdawg. Chemdawg is not to be fucked with lightly. Chemdawg came to this good Earth with a single purpose: to act like a THC-powered Uber delivering you from your comfy sofa directly to 'Jesus Christ I am -HIGH-' Street. One minute, you're guffawwing to the zany antics of Desus and Mero, the next you're staring a hole in the fishtank and wondering why half the fish are belly up and the other half are eating those and then you remember that you haven't fed 'em in like two weeks, thus turning your aquarium into an aquatic Donner Party -- because you've been smoking that damned Chemdawg since Tuesday of last week. Trying to come up with a good excuse to get this high is like trying to score a date with a UC film student by saying, "We should go see The Emoji Movie -- it's got talking poo!". Seriously, out of the sack, Chemdawg looks like it should be offering beaver shots to High Times. It smells exactly like a high-powered marijuana should, thus warning you to beware. Then you smoke it and it starts playing head tricks like lulling you into the sense that you're as high as you should get before it blasts you off to check on the Hubble space telescope. And while you're up there, can you grab some Moon Cheetos, because, dude, the Ol' King Cottonmouth is gonna set up court on your tongue and demand offering of snacks, sodas and maybe even that Twinkie that's been sitting on the shelf since you smoked a three-gram dab and basically spent $75 at the local 7-11. So anyway, Chemdawg: cave canem cannabis!

Umm so good. ..this a favorite I've never grown yet. ..every time I find people who want to trade man I do fast. ..big ass orange hairs on some dense green nugz by the time you get a third of the joint done you probably forgot you was smoking. ..dry hit is sweet. .but light it and the chemmy taste you crave is right there. ..my gf likes how we seem to attack each other like it's an afrodisiac. .I'd like to tell you to get yours at my dispensary CDXX but we had to close thanks to the convoluted medical Marijuana laws in Michigan. I am sorry for that rant. .in some back pain and just getting the effects now. .feeling less pain and and uplifting feeling that frees my mind of the stress of my life and helps enjoy the love and caring in my life. ..definitely feeling more and more thankful to the world and universe. ..ohhh look at the stars and moon tonight what a beautiful sky. ..

Migraine pain 5-6 when I medicated round 1800 or so. Takes bout 5-10 min to start working. Pain/nausea gone. Body high dang near perfect. Head high nice & strong without any paranoia/anxiety (an absolute must for me). The high lasted me @ least 4 hours!! Dint fall asleep but was on a bit of couch lock. Wasn't going to be getting anything done. Prolly not great for earlier daytime use. But, super freakin great if you're in pain & gonna stay put for the evening. Highly recommend for any pain/nausea! :-)