Gelato reviews

Gelato you blew my mind as far as I go it has been officially the strain of the year or at least in my year book of strains until I come across something else as strong and potent as GELATO starting from the very first smell I was able to extinguish Gelato from all others same goes to the taste and other aspects as well. back to subject you will not or cannot go wrong with this perfectly balanced hybrid with a taste that catches everyone's attention immediately..

Probably one of my favorite strains. Super heavy hitter and will get you supremely lit. If you’re paranoid about stinking to high heavens of delectable almost cheesy herb you should steer clear of this strain. It almost smells of dog shit. No joke the jacket I was wearing still stinks after days of smoking it. Outside. Definitely one that’s fin to share. You’re friends will be saying “Wow”

Excellent smell and flavor. Major munchies, though.

"Lab Tested 33.47 THC". 33.47! This is the highest number I've ever seen advertised for any strain, so I sprang for an ounce of this crop of Gelato, and man, I'm sure glad I did. I've smoked Gelato before, but when I inspected the buds at the dispensary, this batch was undoubtably exceptional. All of the great features of Gelato, the deep purples mixed in with massive patches of orange hairs streaking the buds with a multi colored coat, were present in this crop, but something quite interesting about this set of buds is their huge crystalline structures that shimmer in sunlight or even incandescent light. When I saw these buds in their big glass jar at the dispensary, I felt like a child again, (it is Christmas time), who had just seen Santa, and had his wishlist granted. I bit the bullet, and bought an ounce. Mama was a little pissed, until she took her first hit of this "Super Gelato". Now I'm a hero. Go figure. I was skeptical of the 33.47% THC number, but not anymore. It's 11:18 am, Christmas Eve morning, and every is gone. I had nothing on my plate for the afternoon, so I ground up a small bud of Gelato and loaded my little glass pipe. Two hits later, and am a believer, yes sir, I have seen the light. This may be the strongest mojo this old toker has had the honor to consume. I've been smoking fine herb for over 45 years, (always have tried to procure the best marijuana and hash available; I have been fortunate in this regard), and this Gelato had me dazed and confused for15 minutes after the pipeload, and I like this in my weed! This is a Man's Weed, no disrespect to the ladies, just a description of the power of this,particularly potent variety of Mother Nature's bounty. Novice consumers be forewarned: "Paranoia strikes deep; into your lives it will creep; it starts when you're always afraid..." Buffalo Springfield. In other words new explorers in the world of cannabis please,use caution with this material, and never attempt to juggle running chainsaws, shoot high caliber firearms, or even unload the dishwasher, after smoking anything with a 33.47% THC rating. Gelato, thank you for sacrificing yourself up in smoke for me. I speak to my weed before I light up, offering a little prayer of thanks, and then an intention, then fire 'me up. Merry Christmas dear people!

Goodbye, Busy, stressed, and irritable. This strain will clear and clean you of judgement, shame, and sadness. Slow down saturate your brain with nostalgic joy! Invite the world to explore you. Try this brilliantly crafted brain strain for yourself!

The best overall high I've had in ages. I am an avid Indica user so my love for this surprised me. I ask for Gelato every time I shop and always let out a sigh of disappointment when they don't have it. I've vaped it and smoked the tree.

Relaxing, sounds are nice, headspace. 4.6

Uplifting