Gelato reviews

We are a lesbian couple from the greater NYC area, so you know we bool out every day. Recently, we hit up our favorite plug. He said that he was out of his top shelf bud, but gave us this instead. Expecting a mediocre high, we were blown away. It was a full moon last night, and we sat on a flat rock near a pond, allowing nature to flow into the bud for the optimal experience. Upon first rip, this strain took us in her hands and slowly raised us to a mild head high to begin. The taste can only be described as pure kush, the ultimate flavor and scent of "classic weed." There were no citrus tones, though I detected a mild earthiness. We began chatting about deep shit and also exchanging knowledge and talking about interesting things. Then, about 5 minutes and one more bowl in, I felt the high in my tongue and mouth, and slowly the sensation crept down into a beautiful body high. I felt the energy of the moon and the forest around us. After about 15 minutes, we felt a mild paranoia that there were murderers in the woods, and we retreated quickly to the house. We also got spooked by a door opening, but false alarm. This was the only negative point in the high. Now, near to our abode, I felt the comforting energy of the high in my chest and heart. We decided that we needed to learn, and decided to watch a documentary. We got distracted and talked and laughed and kissed for 30 minutes, soaking each other in with waves of energy and euphoria. We were super into our documentary (check out the history of us on the history channel) and the strain once again softly cradled our minds and bodies as she lowered us down over the next hour. Overall, this was an incredible experience. This is what weed is meant to be.

Amazing strain, kicks hard and then relaxes to help my insomnia at the end.

reliable, will always get the job done. versatile as well.

Select essential is the lowest grade product by select. Hence the cheap price. And Tastes like shit. If you want the good stuff I recommend buying the select Elite or live resin very worth it.

Super potent! One of the better highs I’ve had and tasted good.

Amazing. My absolute favorite

This strain lives up to the hype, with an amazing terpene profile, smoke, and effects. Gelato will have you stoned in your face/eyes with a full relaxed body buzz to accompany. Once you’re settled you’ll be chilling but not too stuck you can’t get up. This a great social strain and my non smoker friends who tried just say they feel drunk off this. Try it, you’ll love it

I got Gelato from Beaverton Farms. They registered it online with 10.37% THC. And let me tell you I was weary getting back into smoking thc but this was a fantastic strain. The high came quick and super not subtle. I felt like moving and dancing, so I did! The high made me feel good, like really good about myself, and get mental clarity. It slowed down the racing thoughts. 10/10 will buy this again. Almost $20 for a g...but it’s worth it now and again.