Holland's Hope reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Holland's Hope.
December 2, 2019
on principle i will never smoke this. 🥴✌🏻😔🤪🤭☠️🍑💦👻
This was the first cannabis I had ever consumed in my life. I accidentally took a large hit from an improvised aluminum can pipe of 0.5 grams in one hit. This led to a fit of coughing not from the weed, but from my virgin lungs. Anyways, after about 10 minutes, I literally nearly collapsed, ran to my bedroom, and sat down. I found myself in a total state of euphoria, with the feeling of losing sensation in my arms and legs, and a feeling of full body "melting". After about 30 minutes, the "tripping" high calmed down and the munchies hit immediately. After satisfying the munchies, I lied down in my bed and began "tripping" again having vivid visuals with my eyes closed (pretty sure I thought I saw Jesus). I could not sleep, due to the elevated heart rate, but I woke up the next morning with only 4 hours of sleep feeling good and refreshed with a tiny buzz.
Tl;dr: First high ever, best high ever.
Dense dark green and purple buds. The buds were extremely compact and packed with crystals. The smell was earthy and a bit grapey. The earthiness definitely carried through in the flavor, I also get some pungent fueliness. I really dig the flavor of this strain. The effects were very relaxing and stony. I found it relatively heady for an indica. Great for pain relief, insomnia, and stress relief. Store in a head stash if you can come across this lovely lady.
When the stars shine a little too bright
And you can't sleep at night
Cause your body and mind are in a fight.
There's hope from Holland to put under your light,
It'll make you sleep so tight.
In the right quantities, this strain is perfectly enjoyable. However, one time my wife loaded the vaporizer and put way too much in and it was one of the most jarring nights of my life. It would have probably been comical from someone else's point of view - I was terrified by what was happening on Downton Abbey and I pretty much had to huddle up and keep repeating "Weed can't kill you. Weed can't kill you. Weed can't kill you. Lady Mary isn't a serial killer." And, in between whispering that to myself, I tried not to hyperventilate.
So if you have a high tolerance for THC (like my wife does), you can use this without a care, but if you have to be careful about how much you take, go easy on this one.
pretty nice little strain f/ smoking all the time.very earthy tasting w/ a bit of spice.good f/ pain,nausea and in general when u feel kinda shitty if u know what i mean.not real strong w/ some dry mouth after.what i got was small tight green popcorn buds,probably bottom buds.don`t believe the 22.5% THC content either.
October 8, 2017
Smell good, very nice stoned and lots of big buds !
I just got some fresh Holland's Hope flower and I 💚❤💛 The smell Tropical 🌴 notes a bit leafy but all of it is on Fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥