Krypto Chronic reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Krypto Chronic.
I just now smoked and taste a flavor that I've never tasted before. Taste of Rubber Soul burning or smell of a brand new shower cap 🤔 from the great hits of Fig Farms "Krypto Kronic" and "Holy Molly" the latter not didn't have the taste/smell
April 29, 2023
Now I see what Dr. Dre & snoop be talking about 😎🔥‼️
I ordered from alien labs looks really good but just not very flavorful tastes more like bubba's kush
Rarely do I log in for a review but this strain definitely merits it. Previous to today I had only seen and had it by Alien Labs and assumed it was “their” strain. Alien Labs is always good but pricey. Then scrolling through me menus today I see $6 prerolls but they have 5 strains well known to Alien Labs…definitely tests lower but I smoked to joints of Krypto and yeeeee buddy!
I definitely had too much as it ended up knocking me out and I’m a daily smoker, this is abnormal. This hits and smells amazing (both times) and you feel it first in your face and eyes. Nice, warm and tingly and was snuggled up under my blankets. An hour and a half in on what I had planned as a Netflix marathon and I had destroyed 1/4 of a cake (I weight 155 and 5’11”) and was fast asleep.
Previous to tonight I had controlled my dosage a lot better because it’s top shelf pricing. I got much the same results but wasn’t asleep. Definitely happy, munchies, I started with wake and bake and ended the night all warm and fuzzy inside…Alien Labs in particular had an extremely long high for me, even for their strains.
If/When grown properly, Kryptochronic is an amazing strain. However, beware of some growers just jumping on the hype train and releasing poor quality flower.
Feels so relax and tasty good like a pine tree
The first time I tried this I was pretty disappointed. After a few more sessions, this has become one of of my new favs. Great for creativity and getting in a good mood.
AlienLabs Krypto via 2honeycomb perc water pipe. Smell is a rounded buttery sweet. The Flavor takes no prisoners, a musty sweet says Hello. Smooth on the throat and a moments later there it is coming up behind the ears ,a pressure wave that is there and then doesn't crest , it simply losses steam and dissipates. Definitely relaxed and a smile that doesn't wanna go away. Yeppers a goofy high. ..a goofy high that demands a physical involvement,,at least once a hour get up and move around for awhile. Too much brain activity to fall asleep on but the smile on your face may mislead folks to other conclusions. The 21% THC is felt but the mind enjoys it longer. I have a personal threshold around 21-22% THC level. Above that I start gettin the headaches and humor gets replaced by anxiety.This took me close to the edge without me being dragged over it.Finished the bowl somewhere on the other side of 2hours in. This time I did cough..and I didn't feel any pressure wave. Perhaps I was higher than I thought..or goofier than I thought. Even after a good diner , I was in no hurry for dessert.I was still high. Alien Labs had me with their Sherbacio, then Melonade and now this close but unique KryptoChronic. This is a good smoke for when you are doing something you like to do..No hurry to reach the end just savoring every moment on the way...yeaa that kind of goofy