GG1 reviews

Helps with pain and insomnia.

Smoking some right now and typing this with my mind.... I swear my hands aren't moving!!! LOLOL!!!

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Now, I'm not too sure about all these "Glue" strains that're cropping up all the sudden -- especially ones with names involving animals. The only animal that should be associated with glue is the horse. Horses are walking glue. Black Beauty, Flicka, Trigger and Silver were all walking glue factories, but you don't see a strain named 'Horse Glue', do you? No. No, you don't. Because the image conjured by the name Horse Glue isn't one of lazing by the river with some Devin Townsend cranking on the ol' car stereo. Nope, you picture someone who masturbates large farm animals for a living. True fact: these people have their own professional association; you've never seen some many limber wrists in your life! I wanted to shake hands with one of them just to see what their grip was like, but then I remembered what they do for a living and I wasn't quite sure whether they used gloves or not, so I just kinda did the fist-bump thing instead. I'm sure it confused a few of them, but fuck 'em -- they jerk-off horses for a living. So, Horse Glue? No. Gorilla Glue? Yes. I've heard you can't get its namesake to unstick to anything, and this strain stuck to my brain like one of those dried boogers that were always lurking under the desk in high school. I guess they call it Gorilla Glue for the effect it has on your ass once it hits the couch. You'd better hope there's something good on Vice because you're gonna be sitting there a GOOD long time. Heck, you might sit there so long you think that another hit is a good idea. If you do this, remember St. Jude is the patron saint of lost causes, because if you hear Taco Bell calling your name from across town, un-velcroing your butt from those cushions is truly a lost cause. Taco Bell can just keep right on calling, and you can sit there zoning out to Bong Appetite while your colon and rectum both thank you for not stuffing six bean burritos in your pie hole. That's what kinda weed Gorilla Glue is: she's a cruel mistress, but if you please her just right, she'll give you a gift certificate for a free hand-job from the fine folks over at The Loyal Order of Cattle Masturbators and Dope Growers: "Smoke Some Dank While You're Getting A Wank!"

Definitely a social strain, I had a pounding migraine all day and after a few tokes felt almost immediate relief. Ended up going to top golf until 2 in the morning. This bud holds up to the name of Glues bc this shit is sticky and fresh. A very loud strain too few grams had my house reek

This is really nice. At first I didn’t think it was doing much but after it set in, I started to feel very mellow. Very chill, and for me they takes a lot. I’m super anxious all the time. My body felt like it could relax a little. Hopefully it will help me sleep tonight.

I really like this one. I needed something that I could fall asleep on. This one hit that spot. I started feeling the effects almost instantly. Head high, body relaxed......zZzZzZz....

I found this strain to be very similar to GG4, but with more more pronounced physical effects. The "glue" part of the name comes through as the body relaxes and makes you move a little slower. I'm bumping some Wu Tang with a full body buzz and carefree mood. If you're interested in pain and stress reduction, melt it away with this one!