The Don Mega reviews

A Hilarious Journey to Cottonmouth City Let me tell you about my recent adventure with a weed strain called The Don Mega. Imagine a world where you’re wrapped in a cozy blanket of happiness, floating on a cloud of euphoric bliss, while simultaneously experiencing the desert-like dryness of a SpongeBob episode where our favorite sea sponge steps into Sandy’s tree dome. Yep, that’s the ride The Don Mega took me on! First off, let’s talk about the high. It’s like the universe decided to give me a hug from the inside out. I felt amazing, like I could conquer a mountain, write a bestselling novel, or at least finally beat my friend at Mario Kart. My worries melted away, and I was ready to take on the world—or at least the couch and Netflix. But here’s where things got a little… interesting. As the high kicked in, I suddenly found myself in a battle of wills with my mouth. It was as if my saliva had gone on a vacation without me. Imagine SpongeBob's face when he realizes he’s in Sandy’s house without a water helmet—yup, that was me! I could practically hear the crickets chirping in my mouth. I’m talking extreme dry mouth, folks. I was so parched I could’ve filled a kiddie pool with the amount of water I was craving. So, if you're planning to indulge in The Don Mega, stock up on hydration like you’re preparing for a desert expedition. Water bottles, juicy fruits, maybe even a hydration IV if you want to go all out—trust me, you’ll need it!

When I was omw home I had to squeeze the bag to make sure my plug didn’t L me with actual dog 💩. This stuff is the FUNK. Packed a bowl of this and took it out the bong for an amazing high. Exceptional strain.

Has a hint of OG KUSH

After Super Boof sessions throughout what a surprising change when sampling the Don Mega. Not quite couch locked after a sativa euphoria that grabbed me by the …. If you suffer from gout this is the one for you. The indica breaks through leading to a nice end of the day but seriously be ready night night

It’s excellent. It left me with no anxiety. Hungry for the first time in days. Happy. Tastes great. Can’t say enough about it.

I do not leave many reviews on bud. Because I am 50 years old and I've smoked with Jack H. (author of the emperor wears no clothes, one of the original Mississippi patients and was an avid pot activist) back in 1992 at the hemp festival in Lawrence Kansas and from 1984 through present have smoked so many different types of flower, hash, cannabutter etc. that I couldn't even begin to tell you where on the list of flower this belongs at. But I'm comfortable putting it in the top ten for sure. The taste is like nothing I've ever had before. Not only do you get that feeling that you're tasting something new and special. But you also after it finally creeps up on you realize that you're experiencing something very different and new as well. The high is amazing and yet somehow even with the head and very chill body high. You can remain perfectly content and yet very in control. For lifetime smokers like myself. It's a very new and welcome combination of genes. If I could find out exactly who and where and what this super secret squirrel bud came from and which beauties made love to spawn this top shelf strain. I'd buy up a doomsday size bag of seeds and tell everyone I'm going to start going to NA/AA just so I can hoard it for my greedy little pothead self. Don't trip we'll save the wannabes for the rookies. And I don't apologize for my expert like ego. But I've earned that shit. So take away from it what you will. But make sure you do at least take some of this Don Mega home with you as well. You won't regret it. Matter of fact because of the novel like review. I'd say probably even my top 5. Not bad outta umpteenth thousands of strains under my belt. Yeah I'm definitely throwing my last few remaining brain cells a curve ball with this one. And just so you know. You keep growing bud like this. I'll never see the wrong side of the door at any of those quitter's meetings! 😁

It was absolutely DELIGHTFUL!* Stinks! Taste nasty at 1st but leads into a glazed donut taste. IT was just DELIGHTFUL! Takes a way ANGER too! It is like you just can't do anything but be calm! *DO NOT SMOKE AROUND PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU MAD BECAUSE IT WON'T LET YOU!*

I think this is a very good strain I have a cart of it