Tony Montana reviews

“Say hello to my little friend!” Tony Montana hits your head like a fast-talking mob boss—no small talk, just straight business. Within minutes, your eyes feel like they’ve entered a soft-focus filter, and suddenly, fixing everything in your life feels not only possible but inevitable. Broken dishwasher? Solved. World peace? Give you five minutes. Then, just as you’re about to draft a TED Talk in your notes app, the high gently taps you on the shoulder and whispers, “How about we just… relax instead?” Boom—pain gone, tension gone, and all you want to do is sink into the couch with a good book. (Yes, a book. Who knew Tony Montana was a reader?) For the inexperienced dabber, this strain might be a bit much—it’s the Al Pacino of sativas, after all—but for the rest of us? It’s the perfect Saturday-at-home companion. No errands, no obligations, just a haze of productivity followed by pure, chill bliss. Tony Montana doesn’t knock you out; it keeps you cozy and awake enough to enjoy doing absolutely nothing. 9/10—Would let this mob boss run my weekend again.

Nice kick-starter to begin the day, creativity spike may inhibit productivity. Get a decent amount of energy and more of a happy buzz than a talkative one. The bud I smoked had prominent Ruby Red Grapefruit with a hint of pineapple flavors. Give this a solid 7.8 on the Portnoy scale.

this is the only strain that i can tolerate so far. this helps me feel calm and grounded, and im more talkative and outgoing. my head is clear and i feel good. the downsides are i can get a little bit dizzy and my mouth gets a little dry.

Easily one of my favorite strains. The smell and flavor is lovely and the high is really energizing without any paranoia. Only issues with it is that I get ridiculously hungry with this one and sometimes it amplifies sensation such as sound or touch to an aggravating level, but thats what your favorite blanket and sweatpants is for lol

My newest favorite. Bought a 10pk of prerolls. This strain puts your racing thoughts to sleep. it's a very potent sense of euphoria 💜 This is the best escape hatch from a crazy stressful work week. Relaxing high. Able to vibe to music and hang for a while.