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‘Never Share a Joint With a Stranger. Especially Bill Maher’: The Week in Cannabis Quotes

October 13, 2017
'Never Share a Joint With a Stranger. Especially Bill Maher': The Week in Cannabis Quotes(Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP)
Kathy Bates warns us against sharing a joint with Bill Maher, not because he bogarts it, but because he’s all about that potency. Meanwhile, a chagrined airline passenger finds out the hard way what happens when you freak out mid-flight from a too-potent edible, Eric Holder throws some shade at Jeff Sessions, the Army lessens its restrictions surrounding cannabis use among future recruits, and more.

Here’s a roundup of quotes from the past week.

“I think [the Cole Memo] was a really good policy. The Sessions almost obsession with marijuana, I think, is the thing that’s put the Justice Department in this strange place.”

– Former Attorney General Eric Holder at the Smart on Crime Innovations Conference at John Jay College in New York

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– Chatter around the US Army granting “more flexibility in accepting recruits on the margins” to hit recruitment targets. Said Maj. Gen. Jeffrey Snow, “The big thing we’re looking for is a pattern of misconduct where they’re going to have a problem with authority. Smoking marijuana in an isolated incident as a teenager is not a pattern of misconduct.”

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“As we’re slowly acknowledging the depths of the opioid crisis, which is good, we seldom acknowledge one of the simplest, most effective solutions: medical marijuana, cannabis. Now available in 28 states, largely driven by the voters. Not the politicians.”

– Rep. Earl Blumenauer (D-OR) addressing the US House Committee on Energy and Commerce about the United States’ alarming opioid epidemic

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“Times are changing. In 2017, even physicians who oppose legalization generally believe that marijuana should be decriminalized, reducing penalties for users while keeping the drug illegal. Although decriminalization is certainly a step in the right direction, [it’s] an inadequate substitute for legalization and regulation for a number of reasons.”

– Former US Surgeon General for the United States Dr. Joycelyn Elders in the November issue of the American Journal of Public Health

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– Senator Cory Booker (D-NJ) at the Smart on Crime Innovations Conference at John Jay College in New York

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“Later, while on the airplane and after I had consumed the marijuana, I began to feel dramatically different.”

– Joseph D. Hudek IV, who was recently released from federal custody after disrupting a flight from Seattle to Beijing. Hudek had ingested an edible prior to boarding the plane and allegedly tried to open an exit door while the plane was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Assistant US Attorney Stephen Hobbs argued that Hudek chose to ingest cannabis before his flight “and is responsible for the consequences of those actions … on a plane filled with hundreds of people.”

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“[Bill Maher] was pulling [a joint] out of his jacket and I was like this [pretends to lunge forward]. He said, ‘Let me get it lit first! And I just gotta tell you, never share a joint with a stranger, even if they’re famous. Especially Bill Maher … I don’t even remember what happened. It was just insane…I had to get talked down by one of the other people at the table. She had to hold my hand and say, ‘It’s okay. It’s okay, it’ll be alright. Really, honey, you’ll be fine. Just breathe.’ It was horrible.”

– Kathy Bates to Stephen Colbert, when talking about her Netflix show Disjointed. (Colbert’s response to her story: “That sounds terrible…did you bring enough for everyone?”)

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  • Dann Dobson

    We are planning to open a grow operation and sales operation in Minnesota when it becomes legal. We are seeking mentors who can assist us with the process. We look forward to hearing from knowledgeable people who have been there.

    • crazybatmanfan

      Experienced Master Grower in Oregon here. Would be happy to help!

      • Mike Hogan Sr

        First you got to promise not to open any airliner doors in flight or on the ground lol. But I love Kathy Bates stoner.

  • Mike

    Love Kathy Bates.

  • Todd Burgess

    What a load of celebrity crappola. I doubt that a rational individual, high or not, is going to open an airliner door! Horseshit stories that almost sound credible so as to cast a reefer madness cloud, just to keep a person wondering, could that happen to me?!?! Only if you are a paid stooge. There are millions of dollars at work to keep cannabis illegal. If Big Liquor, Big Pharma, or Big Bad Cops are funding campaigns to maintain the illegality of the plant, there will be shady characters doing stupid stuff as stoners. False flagging is all too common anymore, and extremely obvious. Most of this article attempts to cast cannabis as “not to be taken lightly”. Respect is not fear. Respect and revere the plant, but don’t be scared. It’s only a plant.

    • joe2464

      You are so right, I’ve never heard of anything so stupid as trying to open a door mid flight. I agree its just a load of crap put out by marijuana illiterate people.

  • Leroy Mosley

    What edible did he ingest? Sure it wasn’t something else?

  • Bramael gnome

    I ate broccoli before I boarded a train, about a half hour into the journey I felt different. Next thing I knew I was pulling the emergency brake and bugs we’re crawling under my skin.

    Does that make broccoli the culprit? Too little information, like what was the person medicating for? Was there a mental health issue? What was the level of impairment vs idiocy?

    Anyways I call reefer madness on that story. Can’t keep a good plant down, y’all.