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Super smooth and wow. I feel like I am melting into peanut butter as I type this. I love it. Goodnight.

You know, I fucking love fruity pebbles. I’m just sitting here, waiting for my Mac to update (It just arrived today so it updating is funny) and my cat is laying on my chest sleeping. My gf got her wisdom teeth out today so she’s napping. And I’m just vibing. Not even on some crazy level (see my Alien OG review for that) just enjoying. I feel happy, and calm, and my fingers aren’t hurting like they were so I’m excited. Once this thing is done updating, it’s back to dungeon alchemist and prepping a new DND character for me and that sounds so fun. Once my gf wakes up I’ll get her some ice cream and she’ll probably fall back asleep or play minecraft, and this shit just makes all of that sound really enjoyable and nice.

What a very Kind High🙂 I decided to smoke maybe half a bowl because it’s time to unwind and go to bed. This is a very different kind of high though. I feel like I’d be in pure bliss right now if I was in some big pillow tent listening to really beautiful Indian music while getting loss in my thoughts. It would also be a great conversation pit or romantic, intimate conversation weed. Definitely a love weed. Not like, crazy sex, but more like passionate love making and cuddles, or even just a really good movie cuddled up together under a big blanket. I was tired and wanting to sleep, but now I kind of just want to go stare up at the start night sky. But I’m also glued to the couch. So, yeah, it’s kind of hard to move anything but my thumbs. Surprisingly, I get the anti munchies from this strain. And food right now, doesn’t sound bad, it’s just not the current vibe, like, if it was offered to me, I’d politely turn it down and opt for maybe a nice earl grey or even hot chocolate. So far I don’t see the negatives. It actually feels like a strain with a nice gentle soothing come down. I haven’t gotten there yet, but it’s not like crazy space station high weed. It’s more like a “let’s float in harmony to low orbit and just hang there” kind of high. Lofi vibes almost. Chess sounds so fun right now. Probably will play some actually. Or painting, it would be an amazing mid day paint sesh in the middle of the park, weed. And I think that’s exactly what I’m going to do tomorrow🙂 This is quite beautiful. And I only got a little Stoney at the end of it, but The Grand Budapest Hotel is a great movie to watch while smoking this. I think I’m going to go do some journaling and actually take this time to read and get in touch with my self. No joke, a great self love weed💖🙂 10:52pm

Alien OG review 3:11 PM I just ripped a .43g bowl a few minutes ago. Nothing much. But enough. Right out the bag it smelled AMAZING. But damn I am not trippin when I say it tastes amazing😩 3:13PM it’s a really nice build up. But I think my head just popped and now I feel pile a hot air balloon. Bro I want an Afro. My air balloon head looks like an Afro and I think my phone screen just split into like 4 layers. Wow. I am fucking frozen and I feel like I just entered first person POV in fallout 3, like back when you’re in the vault. 3:16 pm My cat looks like an ethereal god sitting in the ottoman of my eames. I couldn’t spell ottoman and damn google is hard when you can’t fell your thumbs. This typing thing just feels like a Harry Potter mixed with 80s synth mash up. 3:18 pm I feel like I have been writing a novel for the past 3 hours. It has been 7 minutes I think. I want,,,, a slurpee… So. I get why it’s called Alien OG. I am high as balls rn. My couch and I are floating above the ground. 🚀 🛸 🪐 3:21 ETHERAL GOD HAS CHOOSEN ME! My cat has sat on my lap😎🐈 and we are now floating🙌 I really like this weed. I feel like I am on my own little adventure just sitting here. Like I’m in a video game guided by my infinite imagination. And it feels fucking wild. **I would say, if you’re new you might want to take it easy as the experience might be a lot to handle🙌 Colorful visuals. Very fast going up. I think it’s leveling out? But honestly I’m not sure. 3:24 I think this is my first review on here, so idk if this is helpful in explaining the experience, but my thumbs just entered the 6th dimension. This would be a great weed to have a group talk sesh with. I feel like a dots candy rn. You know the ones, the colorful gummy gumdrops. I feel like one of those right now. My cat looks like broccoli. And I have the super gigs. Typing is hard. But it’s cool, I feel like popsicle like the space ship ones. And my face feels really happy. This is nice. Ya know, it’s been a long time since I have smoked something this remarkable. I thought Girl Scout cookies was my favorite, but this… this takes the cake. This is a beautiful experience. Pure euphoria. I feel like a hot tamales candy with bites out of each side of my face. Bud it’s like, a nice feeling. You just gotta trust me. 3:30 PM Magic carpet ride starts playing in my head as the wooden walls of my 70s apartment come alive. This is nice. My cat is no longer broccoli. My cat is still a god though. She’s the coolest cat man. She barks at kids 😂 and she talks a lot. 3:33 I had to scratch my nose and I felt like the animation from jimmy neutron. I still feel like the animation from jimmy neutron but as I was writing that the animation changed to freeza’s hands. Shit. 3:34 Just another time stamp because it felt like 5 minutes passed Make art. Not war. It’s a pasted my gf has on the wall. It’s fucking wavy as hell rn. Actually everything feels like microwaves. Not sure if I should wrap this up or not. 3:36 Imma go fuck around in illustrator. Be right back. Maybe. 3:41 PM my breath feels like the first snow of December mixed with cider and cloves. I still feel like a gelatin man. But like 1940s noir aesthetic gelatin man. 3:43 PM I really want a conversation pit and an edible of this weed. And friends. Thay sounds sad lol. I just want them to come over. We could all feel like gelatin people. 3:50pm I always say I want to wrote a review for new strains, but I forget to. So I figured I would just try to review it as I went along. I’ve leveled out a bit but still feel like gelatin. Over all great high. Starting to get the munchies. If I can edit this later, I will do a follow up. But if not, my final review is it’s a must smoke. Top of the list.