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My goodness where to start with Purple Urkle. At first I wasn't super blown away with it, I'm not going to lie. I had some pretty loose, fluffy buds and it smelled really skunky. I tried smoking it when my IBS flared up, it didn't seem to do much more [than most weed] in terms of helping to deal with the pain but it did help me sleep right away when I had stomach aches. I never suffered much from insomnia so this isn't usually my thing. I also found it made me super sluggish when I smoked it, very very mellow and derpy as fuck. The next day it makes me overly tired. And now you're probably wondering why I rated it 4 stars. It makes period cramps disappear. I swear, it really does. I don't get the "pop a few advil to soothe" kind of cramps. I get alien baby clawing out of my stomach pain like cramps. And this removed it. Okay granted I was also taking muscle relaxants at the time, but up to the moment I smoked this, I was in pain. Muscle relaxants don't do it for me. I was desperate for an answer and I found it. It doesn't get 5 stars because the drawbacks are pretty shitty even if it is my miracle drug. Still better than hurting and it tastes nice.

This strain has an amazing flavor and a great body buzz to match it. After two tokes, I was feeling my pain lessen and my mood lighten. So far, it has been the best daytime pain management strain that I have laid my hands on.

This is amongst my top 3 sativas. It's insanely uplifting and helps me get through some pain to go on with my day.

The flavor for me is a bit meh, but if you have a headache, this is the best thing out there that I've tried so far. Stops visual migraines in their tracks!