Oh, I'm gonna need to get more of this.
I just got some in and sat down with a plate of jerk chicken Jamaican patties and some grape soda. I'm not even done with the bowl, and I'm riding the best high that I've had in months. My body is suuuuuper relaxed, but I'm still feeling alert. I've got a little dry mouth, but nothing that a little coconut water and H2O can't cure. I have an awesome weight on my upper torso that feels like a gentle breeze.
I feel elated and relaxed and thirsty. 10/10 will smoke again... in like half an hour.
There are a lot of other places in Beaverton to get your greenery. There are bigger places. There are places that have a greater selection of hardware and smokeable party favors. However, there is only one place I've visited that makes the exchange of my cold, hard Dubmans for sweet, sweet, sticky icky ooh-la-la an enjoyable experience that makes me feel like I got what I paid for.
The prices are either competitive or better than anywhere in the area, the selection is top-notch, the CUSTOMER SERVICE THO! I always feel as if they are waiting for me to come in, like a treasured friend. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and easy-going without sacrificing professionalism.
I've seen a few dispensaries come and go because of poor business choices, or just an all-around bad look and feel, but the Mart is here to stay. I don't hand over my cashola for the Laganja Estranja to anyone else. Green Mart is my neighborhood weed stop, and I'll fight a nun in public for saying otherwise.
I didn't feel like I was buying weed, I felt like I just went to my best friend's house after the comic shop, and we were gonna twist one up over some Spider-man.
I normally prefer hard-hitting indicas that smell like breakfast cereal leave me a bonelessly insensate, drooling zombie. However, whenever Lamb's Bread is in stock, I buy as much as I can.
The smell is somewhere between moss and oolong tea, and as soon as I open my jar, I can feel the tension in my neck cascade from my muscles as if it knows it is no match for this aggressively sedate strain.
The high comes slowly, almost creepingly slow, and I feel my anxiety fade to the background. I think that my back pain is affected too, but I'm too content with the peculiarities of life and the texture of greek yogurt to notice it.
I haven't had a chance to smoke this strain in years, and I missed it dearly, so thank God for Electric Lettuce, because they had a jar of it, and when I saw the look in their eyes when I mentioned the name of the strain, I bought as much as the law of the land would allow.
If smoking my normal faire would be similar to a rocket ship, Lamb's Bread is like taking an air balloon. And you brought sandwiches.
15/10, would absolutely buy again. Actually. I think I'm going to head over today and do just that.
Name SUPER SOUR OG OD
Store The Green Planet
Grower MRX LABS
THC % 22.9 0.06 % SATIVA
Effects Happy, Relaxed
Medical Depression, Pain
I normally smoke really heavy indicas, for pain relief, and also because I like to have a relaxed body when I read or relax. Today, however, I wanted to really enjoy some house music (did you know Jessi Andrews is a DJ?!), so I slapped on the cans and fired out some Super Sour OG OD that I got my hands on this weekend. This bombastically named bud is a hybrid of Blueberry, Sour Diesel, OG Kush and Lost Coast OG. The buds were a bit of a mixed bag of tiny lil’ nugglets and some larger inch-long nuggs like I have come expect from an outdoor strain. I don’t care about the size of nugs that much, but sometimes it’s nice to have one of those freakish corn-cobs. Am I the only one who feels like you’re killing a family pet when you break them up? I play Taps sometimes when I do.
Opening the little green bottle, I get a noseful, and while not a room-filling dank, it’s got a very sharp, pungent scent. I grin at myself. I can’t wait to light this on fire.
The flavor? Not delicious. There’s Diesel in there, and I can taste it at the very end. It’s not enough to kill the flavor, but there is tastier weed. It hits me pretty hard, but I’ve got sensitive lungs, so I cough a lot more than most people. The coughing I actually do isn’t that bad, and not harsh at all. I am, however, freaking blazed. I have some really energetic music playing, and I’m vibing really hard. As in flailing terribly at my desk as I type this.
As I write this, my darling girlfriend walked in here with a burger and fries. I turned around and kept writing, so I have officially found a sativa that I love as much as Green Crack, but at a significantly lower price-point. I’m way more alert than I would expect, and my back pain is barely background noise. I’m super verbal, and so far, only had to use Spellcheck once(though it took me a second to remember what it was called). I’m pretty giggly, and looking forward to watching something with Bo Burnham.
I’m a little spacy an hour later, but it doesn’t feel like a crash, but more like throttling down. I’m feeling my body get relaxed, but there’s zero lock. I’m seriously considering yoga, but I just remembered that I have a sandwich and FRIES.
*I lifted all of my data from Leafly’s page.
Name SUPER SOUR OG OD
Store The Green Planet
Grower MRX LABS
THC % 22.9 0.06 % SATIVA
Effects Happy, Relaxed
Medical Depression, Pain
I normally smoke really heavy indicas, for pain relief, and also because I like to have a relaxed body when I read or relax. Today, however, I wanted to really enjoy some house music (did you know Jessi Andrews is a DJ?!), so I slapped on the cans and fired out some Super Sour OG OD that I got my hands on this weekend. This bombastically named bud is a hybrid of Blueberry, Sour Diesel, OG Kush and Lost Coast OG. The buds were a bit of a mixed bag of tiny lil’ nugglets and some larger inch-long nuggs like I have come expect from an outdoor strain. I don’t care about the size of nugs that much, but sometimes it’s nice to have one of those freakish corn-cobs. Am I the only one who feels like you’re killing a family pet when you break them up? I play Taps sometimes when I do.
Opening the little green bottle, I get a noseful, and while not a room-filling dank, it’s got a very sharp, pungent scent. I grin at myself. I can’t wait to light this on fire.
The flavor? Not delicious. There’s Diesel in there, and I can taste it at the very end. It’s not enough to kill the flavor, but there is tastier weed. It hits me pretty hard, but I’ve got sensitive lungs, so I cough a lot more than most people. The coughing I actually do isn’t that bad, and not harsh at all. I am, however, freaking blazed. I have some really energetic music playing, and I’m vibing really hard. As in flailing terribly at my desk as I type this.
As I write this, my darling girlfriend walked in here with a burger and fries. I turned around and kept writing, so I have officially found a sativa that I love as much as Green Crack, but at a significantly lower price-point. I’m way more alert than I would expect, and my back pain is barely background noise. I’m super verbal, and so far, only had to use Spellcheck once(though it took me a second to remember what it was called). I’m pretty giggly, and looking forward to watching something with Bo Burnham.
I’m a little spacy an hour later, but it doesn’t feel like a crash, but more like throttling down. I’m feeling my body get relaxed, but there’s zero lock. I’m seriously considering yoga, but I just remembered that I have a sandwich and FRIES.
*I lifted all of my data from Leafly’s page.
Bad news first: anytime with even moderate traffic, I hate parking there. Mornings, especially if you get there in time for the Early Bird Special, then it's a breeze.
The good news? Quality bud, a dynamic, DIVERSE selection, awesome service, killer weed, super-knowledgeable budtenders, dank reefer, and it's right down the street from like twenty restaurants.
Seriously, I waited for them to open for recreational use specifically for like six months off of atmosphere alone.
I've never felt shorted, I've never felt as if I got low-quality product, and even though there are like four places closer, I pass them all because this is my favorite.