Alien Asshat reviews

wassup so im gonna start out by saying yeah im a real person, not a shill or something. i come on here all the time and look at reviews before i buy shit. anyways i got this on 2/6/2023 at euphorium and im a HEAVY SMOKER as in most weed doest really hit me you know but TO MT SURPIRSE this actually did and im actually so surprised by this that im writing my first review on here. also the thc % was only 20.9% (i see higher in otheer reviews, cant imagine what those are like). guys if you have a high tolerance honestly try it. not even just saying that, it compares to peanut butter breath and other amazing strains... going to enjoy the rest of this now.

What a beautiful, uplifting strain. The kind of strain you hit and float, instantly. If you get a chance to buy this, buy it! The floaty, euphoric feeling you get is like floating on a cloud, forgetting your worries away. Great strain for after work, let it go and let it flow. Highly recommend 👌🏽

Goat strain. Fun, laughy, high

Honestly one of the best strains I’ve ever had. First time I smoked it (purchased a preroll) I was having a really stressed and depressing day, 30 min of so after smoking I felt so content and at peace with life and was so leveled out. Hands down a strain I will always want on hand.

Agree with all previous reviewers. Pine and coconut cake aromas. Tremendously uplifting after-effects and a wash of serenity. Alien Asshat instantly moves into my Top 3 strains!

I am absolutely obsessed with this strain. An amazing indica learning hybrid. I’ve been looking for something that would help with my depression and this is it! The buds are decent sized and lime green. Got little orange hairs and covered in sticky white crystals. It’s been a really long time since a strain gave me the giggles but Alien Asshat got the job done. I felt great the entire high.

great taste. had it in a cartridge in washington by Dose Oil. definitely has a more indica taste despite that its 50/50 (ish). it's alien og crossed with asshat (gorilla grape x big laughing). i've taken a few rips and haven't felt high but the uneasy anxious feeling in my stomach went away a bit. tastes like chocolate hashberry

Great strain! Went on a hike smoked this half way through, felt more energetic, calm, and happy. That’s the come up and on the down you just mellow out your eye sight is like all warm and pleasing, look right now looks so different.